Underwater, nobody can hear you scream!
Straight ballin!
Water Polo:
It's probably all of my least favorite feelings rolled into one big ball of misery. Practice starts at 6 in the damn morning, so naturally I'm tired as hell. Since I'm dragging my ass out of bed with like 10 minutes to spare, I've got no time for a shower and I feel filthy. It's fricking February, so I'm freezing my ass off. Then, I get to jump in the goddamn water and get wet.
Other than that, water polo is the shit. Check out the tools of the trade:
Goofy-Ass Hats: It only takes 5 pounds of pressure to remove a human ear. Awesome!
Kind-of-Gay-Looking Speedo: Because swimming trunks make you slow.
Ball: Self-explainatory.
Teeth: For biting.
Our Coach:
Our coach loves us, and we love our coach:
DctrCarver: hmm
DctrCarver: remember when we saw him in his explorer
DctrCarver: and we were in my rio
DctrCarver: and he almost run us over
DctrCarver: how he hates us
DctrCarver: Sal- He's the red haired ****** who wants to destroy skillet and juice
DctrCarver: throwing boats on us while we're in the pool
DctrCarver: punishing us to death
DctrCarver: he loves the torture he puts us through, as he sips on his coffee, then throws it in the pool
DctrCarver: if we didnt bleed, he didnt laugh
DctrCarver: all he wanted was victory
DctrCarver: i have nightmares about him still
DctrCarver: p.s. dont ****** drink kiddies
So yeah, next time you see a polo player, make sure you tell them how awesome they are...because they are...
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