As a rule of thumb, we do everything half-assed. Instead of 10 Commandments, we only have 5.
The most self-righteous son of a bitch you'll ever meet. I've been around the world, messed with some people, and basically learned one thing: most people deserve to die. I MADE Skillet - he's nothing without my leadership. All you fools had better bow down before me, because my divine retribution knows no bounds!
The brains of the operation...and the brawn...and the good looks...Damn, I've got everything going for me. What the hell do I need Juice for? Oh yeah, I almost forgot - he's the motivated one. I stopped caring a long time ago, so life kind of goes past me in a blur. Anybody who knows me has learned one thing - "I DO WHAT I WANT!" Except when I don't... then I end up doing bitchwork...
bitchwork - noun: an undesirable job or task that I wouldn't ask a dog to do, much less a person.
