Dude, You're Getting a Doobie!
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Ben Curtis:
You can't honestly tell me you didn't see this one coming a long time ago. Benjamin Curtis, better known as Steven "the Dell dude," was arrested last Sunday in Lower East Side New York for possession of marijuana. BIG surprise.
Drug possession, a misdemeanor charge, carries a possible prison sentence of up to one year. Dell executives are shitting bricks over this, because their alternative "intern" advertising campaign blows. Without Steven, Dell can be expected to lose thousands of young buyers, and their personal computer sales are forecasted to go straight to shit.
Oh well, capitalism is a bitch. If you don't like it, move to China.
-SKILLET-
DELL'S OFFICIAL STEVEN PAGE
SURPRISE! I have been informed less than 24 hours after posting this that the above link has been changed. In light of the recent scandal, it appears Dell has chosen to remove all Ben Curtis content from their website.
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