Guess who's back.....back again....
Cheatin' hoes better recognize!
Chaucer Rap:
This one is coming from my friend Dan. It goes to the music of "Without Me" by Eminem.
Geoffrey Chaucer real name no gimmicks
A crow white as snow sits in his cage, sits in his cage, sits in his cage
A crow white as snow sits in his cage, sits in his cage, sits in his cage
Guess who's back, back again, Manciples back, cause the cook is fain,
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back,
guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back
There once was a knight who - was slaying Pythons with his bow
And he was also known as the handsomest guy ever
His name was Phoebus and he was no quitter
It was over when he went for his quiver
He could also sing better than all including the guy on the wall the guy who was king of
Thebes the guy was a nothing when compared to Phoebes
The best singer in the world probably better than me (hey)
He had a wife his whole delight; he loved her more than he loved his own life
But she was nature's creation caged up, to the rest of the world Phoebus kept her shut
This wench who he always tried to please cheated on him with some low life tease
She'd send for her leman when he was away
And sure enough you know they'd screw around all day
Little did they know, surprise there's mo, all of this was seen by the caged white crow
However this was no normal crow; he could walk, squawk, talk - he was telling on that hoe
Chorus - 2X
Now here's a tale about Phoebus see, How he was corrupted by jealousy
The crow told him of his wife's lechery, And he got too rowdy and hasty
Now Phoebus, knew the truth from the crow
His wife cheated on him and he drowned in sorrow
He quickly felt the cruel breaking of his heart, and in his madness and woe he went to get his dart
Bent it on his bow and let it go, ended the life of his cheating wife, the mood changed quickly
His fit made him look sickly mad, broke his golden bow - harp and all he had
What he didn't trust, was the crow's word, all his anger and frustration he took out on the bird
He gave him hell (batman sound) said he made him kill his wife and ruin his whole life
It seemed to the crow Phoebus went insane
Tore out all his feathers and caused him great pain
Then the whack, cursed the white crow black
The poor jack, his color would never come back
The lesson, is easy ya see, don't tell a man his wife cheated on he
Don't be hasty, speak shortly
Words are devilish, listen to me
Chorus - 2X
-DAN-
CHAUCER - A TRUE PLAYA FOR REAL!!!
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