Face It - Nobody Wants the End Piece
Worst bread....EVER!!!
Wonder Bread:
I mean, what the hell? Whenever you go to the grocery store, bread is always sold at a 2 for 1 price. I don't get it - NOBODY can eat two loaves of bread before it gets stale. Keep in mind that these are the same people who sell hotdog buns in packages of ten, while hotdogs are sold in packs of eight. That's downright gay if you ask me.
But anyway, here's the real misery part. I'm eating dinner tonight, and it turns out to be more of the typical prison fare. I figure I'm gonna have to go scavenge my own meal, so I get out the loaf of bread, take off that damn twisty-tie, and behold not one but THREE DAMN ENDPIECES IN FRONT OF ME! WONDER BREAD CAN EAT SHIT AND DIE! How dare they try to unload that shit on me. What's worse, somebody else in the world, probably some starving kid, just got a loaf of bread with NO ENDPIECES. That's like his food for a week. Corporate executives will roast in hell for this outrage.
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GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE - WHITE BREAD KILLS PEOPLE
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