Veritas and Aequitas!!!
Come on Roc - you look f#$kin' scary!!!
The Boondock Saints:
Chances are, you probably have never even heard of this movie. SHAME ON YOU!!!
Boondock Saints is easily one of the greatest films of the 90's. I might as well give you the basic concept. These two Irish guys in Boston are just minding their business, until the Russian mob starts moving in, and tries to shut down the local bar. The Irish will put up with a lot of crap, but once you get between the Irish and their beer, you better be ready for the shit to hit the fan (I can say that, I'm Irish). Long story short, the Irish get total vigilante, taking out all the local gangsters in Boston. Rocco put it best, suggesting, "We could kill everyone !"
Following the wake of carnage is Detective Paul Smecker. He's gay. REAL gay. We're talking "according-to-the-dogma-of-the-Catholic-church-I-should-burst-into-flames-just-sitting-here" gay.
Gayness aside, the action in this movie rules. There are guns, knives, ropes, billiard balls, toilets, towel racks, beer bottles and all sorts of other cool stuff that they kill people with. Then Il Duce comes out of solitary confinement and the shit really starts flying. (And yes, Il Duce is the guy from Muppet Treasure Island, in case you were wondering).
What more do I need to say? They kill a cat. NOW GO WATCH IT!
-SKILLET-
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