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The day is quickly approaching when my arch-nemesis will begin his campaign to take over the world. When that day comes, I plan to oppose him. Even if the entire world is backing him, I plan to fight against him and the tyranny and oppression that he stands for. May this be my personal to him and his supporters: Where ever you go, and what ever you do, I'll be there to stop you, and ensure FREEDOM for me and the rest of the people of the world. |
| Armored Penguins | These special penguins are currently being stored and breeded in a secret underground facility, which I and only I know the location to. They fire AGM-119 Penguin Missiles from special launchers attached to their armor |
| Palestinian Midget- Mimes | This unique breed of mime travels in groups. When they find an enemy, they will rush one at a time into the battlefield and pretend to blow themselves up near enemy troops, while the rest provide covering fire by pretending to throw rocks. These mimes are also useful as human shields. Simply put one in front of you, and the enemy will not shoot at you for fear of hitting the mime. Cause lets face it, a mime is a terrible thing to waste. |
| Cliche Owls | These owls have no physical capabilities, they just fly over an enemy camp at night, and yell out cliches. This is used as psychological warfare. I mean think about it, nothing would get inside your head more than if an owl flew over you while you were trying to sleep, and yelled, "A picture is worth a thousand words." |
| Land Mimes | These mimes are quite different from the other mimes in my army. They sit on the ground waiting for an enemy to come near, then they jump up and dance around in front of the enemy, acting like they're blowing up. They will continue to "blow up" until their target dies (even if they die from old age). These mimes are invincible until their target dies, however the mime dies immediately after his target dies. |
