The ANTI-WILLIE LEAGUE

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Manifesto

The Anti-Willie League (AWL) is an organization dedicated to putting a stop to the man known only as Willie. For the past 15 years Willie has terrorized America's historic southern regions with uncharacteristic fits of rage and temper tantrums in grocery stores. We at the AWL have joined together to put an end to these and various other crimes committed by the enigmatic Willie. This site is for YOU the people of America to learn up-to-the-minute news on Willie’s crimes, sightings, and other imperative information pertaining to his actions. We strongly urge you to get involved through donations, letters to your congressmen, or by starting your own chapters in your home territories. The threat that is Willie has gone unnoticed for too long! We can no longer risk letting him spread to other portions of our fair nation, let alone abroad. It is your responsibility as an American and denizen of the planet Earth to help put an end to this epidemic.

Sincerely,

W. Franklin Shughart
President, AWL

Matthew J. Eaton
Vice President, AWL

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