Pocket Fuzz, Deadboy... ~ Xander/Angel Style

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Pocket Fuzz, Deadboy...

 'thoughts' "said outloud"

'God, I hope this works.' *KNOCK* *KNOCK*

"Deadboy, long time no see." 'Too bad, too. Yum!'

"Harris. You're looking... well." 'Well muscled, bronzed, extremely fuckable...'

"Why are you here?" 'To shag me? Please?'

'Do I dare? Will it work?' "To warn you that there's a raging epidemic of demon pocket fuzz. And we have to get all our clothes off immediately. It seems most attracted to brown-haired people."

'Can't imagine why... not!' "Of course, but let's get inside. That way it will stay contained." 'God, please let this be an elaborate scheme for Deadboy to fuck me.'

'Oh, god, he has a six-pack. When did he develop such an amazing body?' "Well, I think we had better wash these clothes. Thank TPTB that the pocket fuzz is killed by fabric softener." 'And now he's giving me an odd look...'

"Really?" 'Am I even speaking anymore? Guh, that man is amazing. And his... gulp'

 

Return of the Pocket Fuzz, Deadboy…

 

"Well, we're naked." 'Go Angel, state the obvious. Is he looking at my...?'

'God, it's uncut...' "Um, what? I mean, yeah, yeah, we are." 'Great... now we sound intelligent. Make it a little more obvious.'

"So, nice place."

"Thanks." 'God, Deadboy, can't you just fuck me already?'

"Xander..."

 

Revenge of the Pocket Fuzz, Deadboy…

 

"Just shut up and fuck me already," said Xander, tired of messing around.

"Yes sir," said Angel, pulling the warm human to him and thrusting his tongue into Xander's hot, wet mouth.

Xander's knees buckled at the force of the kiss, and Angel carefully
lowered him to the floor, never breaking the kiss.

"Top or bottom?" asked Angel, when he allowed the mortal a breath.

In response, Xander fumbled under the rug they were lying on and
pulled out a small tube. Smirking at the speechless vampire, Xander
squirted some of the slippery liquid into his palm and started
rubbing it on Angel's throbbing cock.

Angel grabbed the lube and squirted some into his hand. Then he took two slick fingers and pushed them into Xander's hole.

"Ah, Deadboy! Yes!"

Angel pumped the fingers in and out, taking care to hit Xander's prostate with every thrust.

"Now, Angel. In me!"

Angel removed his fingers and positioned his erection at Xander's entrance. Then he thrust in hard.

"Yes!" wailed Xander, immediately pushing down. Angel started thrusting, hard and fast. Xander met every stroke with a counter-thrust, screaming as the head of Angel's cock hit his prostate every time.

Angel grabbed Xander's hips and rode the boy into the rug. Xander pulled Angel into a kiss, biting down on the vampire's tongue as he orgasmed.

Angel released Xander's mouth and dug his fangs into the human's neck as he shot his load into the spasming channel.

"So much for going this week without rugburn," muttered Xander as he pulled Angel close.

 

The End

 

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