Illustrious Order of Evil Slashteases

Rules of the IOES
- Whack your plot bunnies, fic bunnies, and muses! Come on, you know they like it!
- Always leave your readers begging, pleading, screaming, and panting for more.
- Thank your fellow sibs when they compliment your extreme maevolence.
- Refer to yourself as the fiendishly evil writer that you know you are.
- Do not try to be humble. You're not fooling anybody. You're good, you're damn good.
- Make your readers so frustrated for your next installment that they will gladly give you their first born child if you will JUST post the next part already!
- Be evil in the way you conduct yourself in the aforementioned rules.
The Evil Slashteases
- Jericho ~ Deviously Maevolent President of Immorality
- Venus Green ~ Evil Vice-President In Charge of Slashy Operations
- Missy ~ Secretary of Sin and Debauchery
- Juxtapose ~ Corrupter of Innocents
- Star Swati ~ Treasurer of Torture
- Sofy ~ Canadian Ambassador of Lust
- CJ ~ Cabana Boy and Director of Archaic Seduction
- John ~ Jericho's Trusted Advisor of Evil Plot Devices and Official Evil Cheerleader
- Shawna ~ Vice President In Charge Of Orgies and Sexual Torture
- Calia ~ Ambassador of Superfluous Fandoms and Keeper of the Lube
- Tehaunu ~ Liason to the Lurkers and Advisor For Smutty Kink
- Alex Cat ~ Seducer of Elven Innocents and Envoy To Imladris
- Anya al'Nighter ~ Chairman of Sexual Frustration and Representative From Breagan D'aerth
- Anna Mckay ~ Procurer of Snape Slash
For Those Who Wish To Join Our Society
- E-mail me your intent: i666hmmm420@yahoo.com
- Write a story based on the aforementioned guidelines.
- It must be at least 3 parts, leaving us panting for more.
- Stories that make me beg are lauded (cause that's damn difficult to do.)
- Cross-overs welcome.
- Also, you may be extended an invitation *if* I or another member decides we absolutely *must* add you to our collectively evil organization.