Illustrious Order of Evil Slashteases

Rules of the IOES

• Whack your plot bunnies, fic bunnies, and muses! Come on, you know they like it!
• Always leave your readers begging, pleading, screaming, and panting for more.
• Thank your fellow sibs when they compliment your extreme maevolence.
• Refer to yourself as the fiendishly evil writer that you know you are.
• Do not try to be humble. You're not fooling anybody. You're good, you're damn good.
• Make your readers so frustrated for your next installment that they will gladly give you their first born child if you will JUST post the next part already!
• Be evil in the way you conduct yourself in the aforementioned rules.

The Evil Slashteases

• Jericho ~ Deviously Maevolent President of Immorality
• Venus Green ~ Evil Vice-President In Charge of Slashy Operations
• Missy ~ Secretary of Sin and Debauchery
• Juxtapose ~ Corrupter of Innocents
• Star Swati ~ Treasurer of Torture
• Sofy ~ Canadian Ambassador of Lust
• CJ ~ Cabana Boy and Director of Archaic Seduction
• John ~ Jericho's Trusted Advisor of Evil Plot Devices and Official Evil Cheerleader
• Shawna ~ Vice President In Charge Of Orgies and Sexual Torture
• Calia ~ Ambassador of Superfluous Fandoms and Keeper of the Lube
• Tehaunu ~ Liason to the Lurkers and Advisor For Smutty Kink
• Alex Cat ~ Seducer of Elven Innocents and Envoy To Imladris
• Anya al'Nighter ~ Chairman of Sexual Frustration and Representative From Breagan D'aerth
• Anna Mckay ~ Procurer of Snape Slash

For Those Who Wish To Join Our Society

• E-mail me your intent: i666hmmm420@yahoo.com
• Write a story based on the aforementioned guidelines.
• It must be at least 3 parts, leaving us panting for more.
• Stories that make me beg are lauded (cause that's damn difficult to do.)
• Cross-overs welcome.
• Also, you may be extended an invitation *if* I or another member decides we absolutely *must* add you to our collectively evil organization.