There is a new virus going around, called "WORK". If
you receive any sort of "work" at all, whether via email, internet or
simply handed to you by a colleague ..... DO NOT OPEN IT.
Work has been circulating around our building for
months and those who have been tempted to open "work" or even look at
"work" have found that their social life is deleted and their brain
ceases to function properly. If you do encounter "work" via email or are
faced with any "work" at all, then to purge the virus, send an email to
your boss with the words: "Sorry.... I'm off to the pub". The "work"
should automatically be deleted from your brain.
If you receive "work" in a paper-document form,
simply lift the document and drag the "work" to your bin. Put on your
coat and skip to the nearest bar with two friends and order three pints
of beer. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that "work"
will no longer be of any relevance to you. Send this message to everyone
in your address book. If you do not have anyone in your address book,
then I'm afraid the work" virus has already corrupted you.
