For those of you who have yet heard the news, here are some opinions on the occurunces of this day.
So, now, some of you avid readers may be pondering what my initial reaction was. Well, lets return then to the moment of the scandal; it all begin with Kerry, Hoze and I sitting at the back table, the closest to the resting area of one DMC. After a violent shushing from DMC, there was a slight poof and gone was DMX, with three students, but none was aware. Until, her voice sounded unto from the heavens, or the "PA" as some call it, announching first, third in the class Caitlin Edwards. My initial reaction, was denial, I thought this is not possible, DMC must be looking at the list upside down, its not possible, i reverted to the fetal position and fell to the floor. In that moment, my entire world, which for the last eight years has existed with the understanding that Caitlin Edwards was to be the valedictorian always and forever, but with this violent upset, i was sure that the world, no the universe, would collapse in upon itself. In that moment my heart stopped, froze, and this took years off my life. The only thing that restarted my heart was the Aw shit son, i heard from Kerry Trimmer. I owe you my life, thank you, you candy-making, butter-churning, amish aim addict. My life is forever changed.
ANother shocking event of today was the surprising announcement that the Spring Musical will not be Once Upon a Piece of Crap, but rather the electrifyin' Grease! If anyone is interested i have an embarrasing video of me Dean Manzo, Chris Pareja, Salina Mazzerese, and 2 random girls doing Grease in either 3rd or 4th grade. Its an experience at the very least. ALso Jason and I will finally after years of repressed sexual tension will be proclaiming our love for each other via song. I reccomend downloading it, so that you are prepared. I'll Cover You....from RENT.
I am also taking suggestions for my Prom Fasion SHow BIography, LIkes, Dislikes, Activities, Favorite Musical Group, Future PLans, and Favorite Motto, or Quote. Please help me out, randomness as always appreciated. ANd on to the song of the day...
Date Rape by Sublime
Let me tell you about a girl I know,
had a drink about an hour ago
sittin in a corner by herself,
in a bar in downtown hell.
She heard a noise and she looked to the door
and saw a man she never seen before.
Light skin, light blue eyes,
a double chin and a plastic smile.
Well, her heart raced as he walked in the door
and took an empty seat next to her at the bar.
A brand new car is parked right outside,
How'd you like to go for a ride?
She said, "Wait a minute, I have to think"
He said, " that's fine, may I please buy you a drink."
One drink turned into three or four,
and they left and got into his car..
and they drove away, some place real far.
"Now, babe, the time has come..
How'd you like to have a little fun?"
And she said, " If we could only please be on our way,
I would not run"
That's when things got out of control.
She didnt want to, he had his way,
she said "Let's go", He said "No way"
"Come on babe, it's your lucky day,
Shut your mouth, we're gonna do it my way.
Come on baby dont be afraid,
if it wasn't for date rape, I'd never get laid."
He finished up, he started the car,
he turned around and drove back to the bar.
He said, " Now baby, don't be sad,
In my opinion, you weren't half bad"
She picked up a rock, threw it at the car,
hit him in the head, now he's got a big scar.
Come on, party people, won't you listen to me
Date rape style.
Next day, she went to her drawer,
looked up her local attorney-at-law
went to the phone and filed a police report,
then she took the guys ass to court.
Well, the day he stood in front of the judge,
he screamed "She lies, that little slut!"
The judge knew that he was full of shit
and he gave him twenty-five years.
Now his heart is filled with tears...
One night, in jail it was getting late,
he was butt-raped by a large inmate
and he screamed, but the guards paid no attention to his cries.
That's when things got out of control.
The moral of the date rape story,
it does not pay to be drunk and horny..
But that's the way it had to be,
they locked him up and threw away the key.
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind
even though he now takes it in the behind
But that's the way it had to be
they locked him up and threw away the key..
Well, I can't take pity on men of his kind,
even though he now takes it in the behind.
Date rape!
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to
She didn't want to take it.