Clogs
Mood:  spacey
Topic: One Ramblin' Ranter!
Slow draining tubs...

Whose idea was it to have such small pipes? Why do drains clog? I mean how old is this technology anyway? How come the groundbreaking solution hasn't arrived. Where are the waterless hygiene booths, the anti smelly injections. For that matter where is my flying car???

But seriously, I have been trying to clean out my drain without buying drain-o. Is that why noone has made a new improved drainage system? The liquid drain cleaners have that large of a hold on the world?

How did that much hair get lodged there? I mean isn't the idea of a drain to clear stuff out yet hair clogs it up?! How stupid!

Another thing how come I am so damn hairy? I am balding but yet I am like a shaggy dog everywhere else!

Stupid hair clogged drain! Stupid hairy back!