Disclaimer: The reason this website is such an ugly color is cuz Scott, Triple T G-Man, is obsessed with UT. . . and since this is my website I can say . . . LONGHORNS SUCK! and you can't do nothing bout it!!! hehehe
Well they don't really, but it angers Scott, so it's worth saying.
Scott is a Lazy Person
If you look up above, you'd notice just how lazy he is. . .It's a shame . . . PROCRASTINATORS FOR LIFE!!!!
Below: Scott is completely and utterly embarrassing himself in public at my party. Scott is a karaoke junkie. . . well not really, but i bet he is deep down inside his heart, he's just to shy to admit it!
"gettin jiggy with it. . . Na Na Na Na . . ."
Kervinisms
If you don't know this already, Scott's first name is Kervin. And scott likes to make theories. And they've been dubbed Kervinisms. Below I'd like to share a few!
kErViNiSmS
How they began: iDontEvenKnow04: I should really publish some of my theories. They could be Kervinisms, because Scottism sounds like a disease.
Well, we can't really publish them, but I can post them on my website!! Does that work?
Theory 1: (temporary title) "Day Light's Losing Time"
iDontEvenKnow04: I had to wake up at 815 today, it sucked, and we lost an hour, so it sucked even more.I think we should just jump back all the time. It should be against the law to take away an hour. I mean, after 24 years it would be the right time again.In the bible, I remember God stopping time but I dont remember him speeding it up, so it is almost like blasphemy.
Theory #2: "Leap Year"
iDontEvenKnow04: that February 29 should be a No Day, like it isnt even a day of the week, just a day for nothing whatsoever
iDontEvenKnow04: because it isnt fair for one year to have 366 days and the others to only have 365
Theory #3: "Get Rich Quick"
iDontEvenKnow04: wow, we really should start a business together, we always come up with these great ideas
krAziEpRynCeSs05: we think alike too, so we would never disagree
iDontEvenKnow04: we are going to start a business empire and be the richest people ever
iDontEvenKnow04: people are gonna look at us and be like, wow I went to school with them
Theory #4: "Why Guys Suck"
iDontEvenKnow04: because we are all stupid, that is why, there should be like some testing process involved with dating, but would hopefully weed out some of the stupid guys, you should interview!!!
krAziEpRynCeSs05: we could make a business!!
iDontEvenKnow04: yes, and I could pose as the body guard/bouncer, and scare away all of the punks
Theory #5: "Don't Mess With The Mentally Insane"
iDontEvenKnow04: The Next time someone calls you silly, say no i am crazy, because you can mess with silly people, but you dont mess with crazy people
Theory #6: "Guys In Abilene Suck"
WaLmRtZ mY h3r0: ok it is settled, me and you are on a mission
iDontEvenKnow04: umm, isnt there someone else who is as cool and doesnt have a girlfriend that would need to be killed, or kidnapped and taken to anohter state?
iDontEvenKnow04: I would say I am sure there is a guy around here for you, but you have proven that false
iDontEvenKnow04: I didnt know there werent that many decent guys
iDontEvenKnow04: it is like we are an endangered species
^^ cuz you guys are, why do you think i am always complaining? it's not like i am just naturally crabby, guys make me that way, lol^^
Current Kristin and Kervin Projects:
Triple T G-Man Action Figures, Interviewing the Dumb Boys, Bringing Down the Man, & Abolishing School (more to come, i can promise this)
*=-Tabitha-=*
This is Tabi. She's crazy, and my best friend. And then Scott, one of my other best friends, had to go off and steal her. But I'm kool with it cuz they're awesome together. . . and if you insist Scott, I suppose I can settle for being second best. HMMPH! I love ya tabi!!!!
WaLMrTz My h3r0: write something nice bout tabi so i can put it on there
iDontEvenKnow04: she is the best thing since sliced bread
iDontEvenKnow04: and she is way hotter than pierre
Well Scott, that was lame, and we all know Pierre is alot hotter (from Simple Plan!) . . . so I copied and pasted from your profile . . . cuz its alot sweeter :o)
Tabi --You are the best, I could not imagine finding some one kooler than you. I am happier than 98 percent of people (emode.com), and lately it is because of you. I dont think I can express enough how great you are.
Everyone say . . . "awwwww"
As of July 26, they've been together FOUR months . . . *insert awwww here*