c$o 2003>>>velma and her van!inspired by kelsey!

9th JULYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<><><><><>< yes hello eveyone it's liam and lizzy in velma's van driving down the motorway with vanessaq carlton on her piano! this will be my last post for a while *unless i come to computers on tues and wed!* coz im leaving school now which is boo hoo and good at the same time and like i dont have a computer so who knows when this will be back, but for now enjoy velma the bowl haired lesbian from scooby doo and her mystical magic van which were all riding in! the dirty whore keeps trying to sit on kelseys face! NO VELMA! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


19th may<><><><><><><><><><><><>i asked her what she wanted me to do to help her, she said first take the hands from around my throat. Now i can breathe, maybe i might just find ways to tell you why i've just started losing hope.today i hitched a ride on a dolphin, i saw the light through her eyes, we swam the starlit ocean...and the sea cried!

oh and i found a baby poo head picture which i will now email to everyone and i've had my science modules today!finally my baba gary is down tommorow so i have a genuine reason fro absence tues afternoon! more updates on thursday!:) byyyyyyyyyeeeeee


15th MAYYYY OF MAYYYY OF MAYYYYYYYYY OF FUCKIN MAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! *news* new link added aswell as updated earlier this month if you didnt already know! Now i know today is officially mark joseph day and my site should be emblazoned with mark themed stuff, but i can't be arsed and i'm now listening to d-mac who used to be in a band called mero *ring ANY bells yet?* no i thought not....oh well! the computer has stopped letting me print things out coz i just printed like 30pages of ally mcbeal episode guides off them people that have like carried on writing it pretending they made it! But hey it's still good! Got about 16 or 17 episodes still to read! 21eps in total and episode 18 is like 9 pages aLL ON its own so i have been doing quite a bit of reading to kkep my brain sharp like! well it was in physics today despite the fact i didn't actually know what the lesson was called! nayway blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhh! fallen asleep, going home, im bored, im hungry, im tired and the FUCKIN BUILDERS ARE AT HOME DESTROYING MY ROOM BECAUSE OF THAT STUPID FUCKIN LEAKIN TANK! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM HOT DOGS!


8th MAI
*in prep for french speaking exam tommorow* hi everyone>>>guess what...im listening to gina g's album "fresh." God i am so retro today! gina ggggggggggggggggggggggggggg! "i wanna get fresh, with ya baby." yes. errr that's enough gina lyrics! as you all know mammy and daddy are on hols so i have the house all to myself so i can play gina g and adam rickett and white town as much as i want to!
has anyone been watching im a celebrity? for fuck sake people get that fucking whore catalina out of there|! i mean who the fuck is she? i can promise i have NEVER EVER heard of her before and i know all the celebs nobody knows...steve balsamo,jyoti mishra,amanda byram>>>>>oh tALKING OF big breakfast presenters mike mclean is now doing bbc3's new hidden camera show,cctv! they use cctv cameras and give people the chance to win a holiday and stuff if they complete the challenge thats set! he didnt do it when it started a few weeks ago, but he's took over now so there! and i'm still new phone-less...guess i have to wait til my mam and dad are back then! Oh and thank you to lisa for doing my steve balsamo cd! *CONGRATS ON GETTING SELECTED!* also my absence for the last 2 days was becuase my gary was down for 2days and he stayed at my house and went back the next day, but we missed the first train and needed to waste 20mins so we went to.........................................................................................the nearest shop to the station>>>>>>>>kwik save! urrrrrrrrrrrrrrr its so scabby! but we had a laugh taking the piss out of all the fucking dossers there so never mind! brilliant 2days>>>and the fact i missed school aswell! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! also before i go big shout out to louise who lost her virginity to james shields at the weekend! unfortunately neither were available for comment as miss.rawlinson was giving him a sponge bath! :) cheekyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! :) more soon>>>>>li :)


2nd mayyyyyyyyy>>>hey how cool is this? im getting hits now even when i havnt updated my site for like *what* a month? steve balsamo was in a band everyone>>>who knew? they were called living room and im listening to one of their songs "the sea cried" and its VERY good! even better than his solo stuff? probably just as good! THIS SONGS easily THE best OF THE 4 THEY made! and tori bless her is gonna copy them for me! becka is currently looking at "dongers" on the internet and i've given becka steve balsamo to listen to now! SHE ACTUALLY KNOWS ONE OF THE SONGS "SUGAR FOR THE SOUL"! and yes to end all speculation....i have bought aqdam ricketts album! I DONT care i like it so shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! on another note kinya kitani *whatever tyhe fuck he's called* has died of s.a.r.s disease! its okay lisa, maybe they'll bring a tribute album out (though hopefully they'll spare us) oh and gina g-reborn in the usa!INDEED! i also have a lovely rhyme
sing a song of anal sex, arses full of cum, 4+20 fat cocks forced up your bum,when the orgys over and your bum bvegins to sting, wasnt it a bad idea to take it up the ring!WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! bye!



2nd aprillllllllllllll>>>>sat here at the little computer...day after i FINALLY met my gary bless him! sat here now looking at me little pic of me licking him *oh PLEASE!!!!* dont get me started on the events of yesterday>>>i'll have hello's editor for the isrealian edition wanting to do a centrefold of me and gary naked on the bed FUCKING!!! please, can whip it out for me anyday...spesh with his sexy black *but spuffed* thong on! tralallalalalalalaaaaaaaaaa>>> oh and it's me birthday in....oooooooh 6days! i might have a little party yet i hav'nt decided,but i'll tell you if i do ya know if what i mean! anyway nice talkin to...................................NO ONE! you get to say whatever you want. IM GAY. I SUCK COCK! garys cock! *if your asking gary who? you obviously are sheltered from the fact gabrielle is a con she's actually a man called GARY and i've sheltered you from my gay-ness you tit faced peckaleckers! BUT HOW COULD YOU MISS IT? call me for more details!


25th march.......bless me sat here on me computer (or the schools even you all know im a dossa!) listening to frankie machine *very good i might add* and fantasising over people (hmmmmmmmmmm you know who you are!LICKITY LICK LICK if your reading this you sexy fucker)
well im not upto much at the moment or have been for a while.....well thats a lie! i have stopped being a recluse and i've been out and about practically every night for about 2weeks and my mam and dad are like so totally going to die of shock if i go out once more this week, even though it is only tuesday! oh yeah i saw the ring (well more than one, but thats a hole totally different story which i dont think your fragile little minds could cope with) and last saturday i went and saw equilibrium despite not knowing anything about it, but it was VERY VERY EXTREMELY PANT WETTINGLY EXCITING AND COOL AND GOOD AND ALL GOOD COOL WORDS! louise and co thought it was shit, but then again they are all to hard to please!
oh and i had the worlds nicest burger yesterday from andy's which was probably so good because i was dying of malnutrition and starvation>bless me!
oh and i have the bless me disease>>>oh pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee>>>and that one too! you peckaleckin wendy's! lots of love for visiting people! J :) :P :^)


11TH MARCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH>>>>>>HERE IT COMESSSSSSSSS AGAINNNNNNNNNNNNN, FILLIN MY SOULLLLLLLLLLLL NEVER WANT TO LET GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! sorry i just love mel c soooooooooo much! i cant get enuff of her! i listened to northen star non-stop for about 2years before starting an obsession with steve balsamo,alanis morissette,poe,asian dub foundation and of course white townnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn! how is ye allllllllllllll anyhow? im sat here proper high today and due to certain reasons *reason melanie c's new album out now*nice plug* i can't tell ya, but i sooooooooooooo wish i could! I've stuck some new links up there above and i'll find some more wierd uns' soon! i could always put the pebble people back on again :) just wait! lol! speak to you all soooooooooooooooooooooon!jv wooooooooooooooooooosh!


26th feb>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> thanks to fanny face i've had to password my c$o bravenet forum now! well done tit! well anyway, who cares noone reads it :) im listening to the asian dub foundation's fortress europe *ROCKS* now! thats who's logo is at the top of the page.......the single was NON-charting this week so it was just pretty obvious that i'd have it isn't it? oh i've got a new email addy to i cant change it at the bottom it wont let me! it is jv_minardi2k3@techemail.com just so you know! got nowt to say today really apart from i made a sponge biscuit in food! it was meant to be a cake tho sooooooooooooooo! anyway i'll think of somethin intersting to sat for friday! meantime enjoy the new coffee house season 2,episode 2!!!!>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> everyone welcome back to the c$o coffee house>>> still injecting straight into our veins! try it! our regular manic depressive stevey b's up next...i reccomend you don your black suits!.....take it away steve I got lost up at sony, chucked out told don't phone me! Out there the worlds embraced, like a shattered dream, a state of grace. Would i see some other kind of you? Or am i lost? Fucked? Stuck on the tube. All i am is you, get off stop sniffing my glue. YEAHHHHHHHH OUT THEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! If i stepped into your skin...all i am, is a dosser scrounging the bins! wow steve...thank you! i think were all as suicidal as you are now! yeah ta!


24th FEB>>>>> helloooooooooooooo :) it's jaynes birthday today and i forgot so she is going to kill me...oh shit! well whats happened in 12days! hahahahaaaaaa much i cant tell you about, but what i can tell you is that brett loves hanson! he's listening to one of their cd's now, he's just shown me it! well i'm listening to the new radicals, who i might add RULE!!! louise rhymes with flea's y'know! i only just discovered that today! errrrr ive written the first 2 new epsiodes for season 2 of the coffee house! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! best yet i can guarantee you! well it features holly valance and fanny rash so it's just bound to be fun!!! well i better get off here and put on the c$o's then hadn't i???? speak y'all tomoz :) jv


12th Febuary 2000 and threeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! sorry it's been another short while sice ive updated, but i accidently lost the password for this site and then i had the most traumatic job of trying to find out the password and username combo which was just ridiculous trying to work it all out! But hey im here now>>>>again :) i was watching a new drama on bbc3 yesterday called burn it and its well good! it's got melanie brown (mel b) in it and SHOCKINGLY she can act! SHOCKINGLY!!! hey wtach it people its really quite good! Now i need to go sort out the wierdo's with the fart machine! cya all (or none of you as it most likely will be) tomoz :) j


OH ITS WORKING NOW THIS WHAT I WROTE ABOUT BRETT>>>> brett is a chicken fanny-pecker head brett is a giant chicken fanny head and eats pigeon sick as a living because he is one sick sad deranged tranny fucker!!!!!!!! i would make a good lawyer aswell! remember people bell sucks arse! kelseys! or maybe louises! maybe both!!!!! who gives a fuck let him get on with it!!! I LOVE BEEN KIND!!!!!!!!!!!
4th feb>>>still here, but in the EVIL computer room! hey i can perform exorcisms now thanks to the power of the internet (as kelsey now knows well when i tried to get rid of her demons via email earlier on today) i wonder if it worked?!?! oh and i had an encounter with that girl today saying i am her god! fuck knows what it was all about, but i presume that she read what i wrote about brett on zombieproject>>>> if you dont know what i wrote it was this>>>>>>>oh ok zombie project has decided not to work but i think it involved trill and chickens *i can only presum, i mean i did write it so* tonight i start work on marabunta 3hird coming and the excellent sounding cannibalistic sand eating wigs... where do i start? how do i start? is it possible to start a story with a title like that? or with characters like that? who knows? do you? its a bit like 20 questions isnt it? do you like that game? and finally ellen finished today :( i am VERY upset,b ut i taped about the last 4 episodes so i can watch it forever>>>immortalised on video>>>>like the last bb and the love boat:the next wave(which i still sometimes tragically watch*only in moments of madness, or thats my excuse*) anyway i'll have=more shit to waffle on about on thursday or somethin>>>>and THANK YOU HOLLY MY 200th VISITER>>>>ITS JUST A SHAME ITS TOOK SINCE OCTOBER!!!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY GET ME SOME TV ADS TO GET ME SOME TRAFFIC!


OH YES DAMN IT IT'S THE 3RD FEBUARY 2003>>>>>> long after this site was filtered so i could no longer update i have just tried it out of luck>>>>its working again! the filter is gone! it has made me V happy! lots has happened most notable yesterday my new favourite lesbians t.A.T.u have gone to number 1 in the uk charts>>>>> WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! it is 2003 (happy new year to you all!) c$o bravenet has closed down due to the filter (but is now also unfiltered so i dont know what to do!!!!) as i have just launched c$o on voy www.voy.com/128284/ though it is a bit limited compared to bravenet! oh what to do what to do! well provided this HAS been unfiltered and its not just a glich i shall be back here updating regularly! i LOVE YOU ALL MY DEAR READERS! keep comin back for more on the cannibalistic sand eating wigs and much more.... jos! :) also ri:se is new and relaunched and although it fuckin rocks it got a "zero rating" and has now unofficially been axed! apparently the big breakfast and t4 are battling it out to be the replacement! WHITE TOWN RULE!!!!!! uby the album peek & poke now through some specialist music store online who's name i can't remember! :) anyway tarting the background and stuff up and i'll cya all tomoz :) jv!!!


7th december and im still advent calendar-less :( it makes me cry! oh well i'll get over it! i steel my sisters when i go over to her house! BIG bIG BIG news today>>>its the DEBUT of sara cox's and colin murrays(off ri:se which he has semi famously quit!) new show born sloppy with cats playing guitars> it will be hilairious but the only think that worries me is that sara's eyes have never looked real!!! they look like theyve been painted on! im not joking just look at any picture of her and she now has that lesbo hairdo! vicky keeps emailing me while im trying to do this! i found a site that were going to publisize me but they wanted me to remove ALL adult content! hmmmmmm that would pretty much be the end of c$o really wouldnt it! also on another note everyone watch offenders on channel4 tuesdays at 11.30! aswell as been a good entertaqinment program about communtiy service it is also like porn bcoz soomeone also shags someone every week, thats its selling point! right i'll be back on momday with the born sloppy review until then, im dead!


5th DECEMBER only 20days til christmas> wOOO! here have a freak aswell! what an eventful day yesterday was> i avoided a blind whore and watched faking it! god lifes good! Actuallt second thoughts doint mention god because im am currently been attacked by jesus freaks via email who are harrasing me to "see the light" and "get concious with jesus" FUCKIN WEIRDO'S! well apart from that i dont have much news today and partly because i cant be arsed writing too much today and i have to be home soon so more 2moz hopefully! :)


3rd DECEMBERRRRRRRRR!!!! and i still don't have an advent calender, whats with that ey? after lots of soul searchin (ally mcbeal pun>sorry i'll stop now!) i have found a new program which is quite like ally mcbeal and it is now my new ally fix! it is...........maybe it's me a new show just started on channel 4, but for some reason has been given a daytime slot (while im at school 9am) or just as school is starting so i have to tape it and it's on everyday so thats good> molly(the girl in it) used to be a geek but now she's not fat and doesnt wear glasses,her best friend is jewish,her granny pours peaches under the settee coushins and raw liver in the fruit bowl,her mam is all housewifey, her dad is stupid, she has a jesus freak brother and another brother thats always shaggin people and bettin and 2twin sisters that are trying to get their mam to divorce their dad because they want her to marry so0meone with a pool! hmmmmmm! arrows f1 no longer exist in f1 as their application for 2003 was rejected so im a bit pissed about that! errrr and not much else really today>nothings happened! oh if you get time visit the daughter of darknesses (kelseys) msg board at http://www.voy.com/119791 its proper shite like but it'll keep her quiet if she knows ive told people to go on it! all 4 today! im GONE! oh and check out the pic of the one of the big breakfasts low budget mini games...this one is mike mcleans morning sickness and its really funny!


29th novemberrrrr>>> hello and imediatly i must apologise dedicated fanbase(yeah as if!) i have been busy with exams and exploding snot all round my house for the last 2weeks oh and gobbing flem everywhere (mmmm nice) oh and not to forget listening to poes dead dad (keep up with my emails or msg board it will help you know all>>>or nothing) yes everybody i campained for it to happen and finally the extremely funny radio 1 breakfast show and ex big-breakfast presenter sara cox has finally got her own tv show with kittens with guitars from the adverts ive seen>>> its called born sloppy and starts sometime in december and we all know it'll rule! though i am quite worried about all the dj's becoming presenters....for example chris moyles=live with chris moyles on five jo whiley=4music on 4 sara cox=born sloppy on 4 trevor nelson=some car thing on bbc2 dr fux sorry fox=the soul destroying peice of twat known as pop idol on itv1 and im sure there is more to come....on another note WHY oh WHY did sue perkings the perks get evicted from celeb big bro....shes so funny! i find her totally hilairious especially when her and sue had their own channel 4 show but they screwed 4 for itv and their itv show (a quiz type thing instead of their comedy show) got axed after 6episodes and they ended up doing the break adverts you see the poor lost d-list celeb souls on now! well if les dennis wins i'll bomb the uk! i HATE him>>>his wife amanda holden will be shaggin someone thats why shes campaining to kjeep him in coz shes a ho! oh well rant over for today! MELINDA OR MARK MUST WIN CBB!!! WOOOOOO!also i was really dissapointed with the movie john q>>>i was just waiting for anne heche to wooooooooooooo at any time! it never happened! SHE REALLY NEEDED TO PLAY MELANIE IN THAT FILM TO LIVEN IT UP A BIT!


14th novemeberrrrrr....i think...my dates have really screwed me up this week! never mind im sure you all have calenders! i have finally got hold of dante thomas' album "fly" and well its not really that great...there are some good songs but it is no way the rnb style i thought it would be! does anybody know who he is or is it just me? ive currently got the highest bid on a polyphonic spree album sampler on ebay...i reckon that will be a really good album! i have also remembered the name of that show about people on community service thatwas on channel 4...it was called offenders! i hope i never fuckin get community service , all he fuckin did was pick up dirty condoms up with a litter picker round this manky park! im all outta material today as i have been all week which i know you will all be REALLY devestated about but its ok! i'll be back in a week or two (exams next week and ive got loads of time off!) anyway l8a! oh and have a picture of a slug!


12th november...i think a little bit im not too sure it might be the 13th! who cares? well my supposed message board fillers such as sarah the santa, pie sumo and the cawfee house have gone down well as you would expect...in other words nobody has read them hardly! oh kat clater in the computer rooms skitzin out now while i listen to natalie imbruglia's that day! tralalalalaaaaaaaa the bitch is dead...the evil computer room bitch is off ill today so im in the good room yey! oh and dont EVER under ANY circumstances watch the new english version of scrubs tlc....its shite!my aqualung wont work! save it! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! gillian anderson was on v graham norton last night and i nearly fuckin fainted when she spoke bcoz i didnt know she was english! did anyone? i certainly didnt and she is actually quite funny and lively...i expected her to be drip like, like scully! i think it might have been due to grahams game where they did a vote whether certain audie3nce members where uglier or prettier than the last one they looked at! that'll be it then! oh and shelley i have finally got my season 4 ally mcbeal boxset and discovered the last season was actually season 5 and i bought the wrong boxset but season 4 is still dead funny....anne heche is in it as melanie and she has tiretes syndrome which means they cant control their actions and she alkways goes WOOOOOOOOOOOOO in court and then it makes john WOO! its REALLY GENIOUS at its most genious! anyway, screw you guys....im goin home! and minimalist with the background!


8th november 2002? yes it is! well i have just done an unbeleivable amount of posts of all the new stuff on the mb and once again i am going to neglect this hear angelfire site but i promise that i will do a full and proper update on tuesday or wednesday (off on monday,evil computer room on tuesday!) but there is confirmation that the big breakfast is gone forever becuase some arsehole has burned the bb house down last night! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! we need richard bacon and amanda byram in our lives! not mark fuckin durden smith and edith "lipless" beauman! though liz bonnin is quite nice! oh and wow ive had over 100 hits now! thanks peeps for visitin! :) l8a jos!


7th nov 2k2k2k2k2k2k2 but not for long! i know today is meant to be an update day but really........after the soul destroying tat ive had to sit through today any sort of update is doubtful! apologies if any body cares! oh and jos verstappen fans in the netherlands have made a tribute cd which im guessing they all sing on! only 4EUROS YOU SAY! should i buy it for a laugh?


6TH NOVEMBER........apologies everyone for me not updating....there have been valid reasons mainly a retard teacher who got herself run over by a wheelchair and wouldnt let me go on the internet, but anyways some REAL news! sarah the santa has now kicked off on the ch@nnel $ick message board with hilairious consequences*note*if your name is tori it is not likely to be enjoyed by you at all* we have a debate on the sanity of clare otoms, a nice promo for sea monkeys, a third rock from the sun look goin on and im sure lots of other shite aswell! however this friday marks the start of pie sumo (with u know who starring in it, i'll give you a clue....she puts pies in her kncikers!* and it is presented by amanda byram and steve balsamo(lets face it they need the work) starting soon also is louises magic corner,and of course the GLOBAL SMASH hit the coffee house with good ol' jos on his bongo's and some rather twisted and unexplainable rhymes! on another note the ch@nnel $ick archive is on it's way soon coz i dont want to lose ally my good messages so theres that and the re-birth of jos meets......... presumable starting with tori (lets face it shes the easiest and most hilairious target!) also look out for the anorexia column by calista flockhart! oh and im destroying webspawner for good when im done wit this update! apparent exclusion heads for me aswell if i dont A) start doing homework for my lessons B) wear my shoes forever and C) keep my shirt tucked in! hmmmm good grounds to exclude someone on mrs.brownlee who obviously has no life outside of school the sad twat! there was loads more stuff i needed to talk about but ive forgotten mid-rant! ITS GRINNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY! l8a


this ones called wormhole...swirly blue! I HATE IT!
the pegs look awful so im finding a new background as i type!
1ST OF NOVEMBER>>>>>ONLY ABOUT 60 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS! yay! WELL LAST NIGHT WAS SPENT REMEMBER THE TRAGIC LOSS OF ALLY MCBEAL AND WATCHING A HOUR SPECIAL OF BROOKSIDE WHERE 3FAMILYS WERE TAKEN HOSTAGE BY BANK ROBBERS WHEN THEY RAN INTO THE CLOSE NOT REALISING IT WAS 1WAY AND SO RAQN INTO THE HOUSES TO TAKE COVER BUT NOT TO SPOIL IT TONIGHT FOR YOU ALL (WELL ITS NOT AS IF ANYBODY WATCHES IT ANYWAY) THE POLICE HELICOPTER CRASHES ONTO 1 OF THE HOUSES AND THEY ALL SET ON FIRE! well brookside wasnt ever really one for realism anyway, was it? errrrr the actual day today nothing much has happened! this ite has nearly hit 100hits....yay! but who the hell actually come on here? tell me damn it! i did have some pictures of scrubs to put up but the ally mcbeal one is too good to get rid of after 1 day so scrubs will be emblazened everywhere on mon or tues! and i yes i did have a brief moment of insanity when i decided to put pegs as my background so dont be unfair...you know im mentally ill! steve balsamo is singing in my ears as we speak and me,blackqueen and co are still trying to revive his career by bombarding radio stations with emails! IT WILL WORK! well i'll be back on monday and be more funny bnecuase im too tired to be funny today and i have little exciting news (hence the brookie story) later! jv


31st OCTOBER.....SPOOKY HALLOWEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!BOO! WELL EVERYONE IT IS A VERY SCARY PLACE TONIGHT WITH NO MORE NEW ALLY MCBEALS EVERRRRRRRRRRRRRR! IM FAR TOO UPSET TO POSSIBLY TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN THAT IM AFRAID APART FROM THE FACT IM GETTING MY 6TH LETTER SENT HOME TOMMOROW IN A YEAR THAT JUST STARTED IN SEPTEMBER AND ITS NOW ONLY NOVEMBER....IVE NEVER HAD A LETTER SENT HOME ABOUT ANYTHING BEOFRE THIS YEAR...I JUST GOT CONTINUOUS DETENTIONS AND TOLD MY MAM AND DAD I WAS DOING EXTRA PAPER ROUNDS! I RIP ALL THE LETTERS UP AND BIN THEM BUT BIG FAT COW GEOGRAPHY TEACHER WANTED A REPLY AND IS CALLING HOME! SAD OLD FUCKING WHORE! SHE WANTS TO GET A LIFE! anyway ally mcbeals last ever episode! maddie has a nervous breakdown (from either seeing clair otoms,listening to elaine sing or from bullying at school!) and ally is told she needs to be with friends and so resigns from cage, fish and mcbeal and goes with maddie to new york! it was a very good episode with billy back (in spiritual form of course, he's dead!)georgia (billys wife aqnd allys friend and of course renee! but for me there were too many former cast members missing such as jenny, jennys bf whos name i can nver remember,victor,larry,ling and even vonda shepard didnt give aLLY a farewell! neve rmind at least it lasted longer than david e. kelleys ally mcbeal replacement which has been axed after on 2episodes on fox! that'll teach im to get rid of ally! more 2moz!


30th OCT! 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2 2k2... another day and another absence in my record coz im an asshole and jigged the whole of this morning due to a blind woman...hope she doesnt notice the forged letter! i have just been told to take MY music off for some reason with me using MY earphones with MY cd by mr.gin-throws people on the floor out of their chairsd-ginnever! fucked up FREAK! not much news today! ive gotta go and do my geography presentation now which is due tommorow and i havnt even started it! HHHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM! more time off me thinks! also it is TONIGHT the LAST EVER ALLY MCBEAL! HOW ON EARTH WILL THE WORLD COPE WITHOUT THE ANOREXIC WONDER THAT IS CALISTA FLOCKHART GOD DAMN IT? NOBODY KNOWS! MAYBE SHE WILL JUST BECOME FULL TIME TOOTHPIC FOR THE DECREPID OAP HARRISON FORD! more 2moz!


29th OCTOBERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! oh my god it is so cold outside today it has been ridiculous! nothing really that eventful today t5hough i did see 1 of 2 of my stalkers though it was chicken fried rice this time who hasnt followed me for a bit! oh andc i have a new imaginary friend! he's an octopus/splodge of colour with eyes and green beak called ally in memory of the soon to be deceased ally mcbeal...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! imj currently listening to dmac's thats the world she knows right now! if you find yourself asking who THE HELL IS HE? (which i presume you ALL are!) just know he's about as popular as steve balsamo but dmac actually got dropped by his record label after 1 song which charted at like 38! talking about bad chartin positions has anyone heard of a new r n b band called RYZE? their new single was REALLY,REALLY good but it only charted at 46! and whats the deal with polyphonic spree only charting at 38 this week GOD DAMN IT! why does the uk public insist on buying pop idol shite instead and covers oif originally shite songs of decent music! well i dont know! expect me back here delerious tommorow because tommorows is JUDGEMENT DAY FOR THE WORLD OF AMERICAN SITCOMS! FAREWELL ALLY!


28th OCT! Woah i havnt updated for 10days...mainly due to the fact that ive been off for a week and basically have spent it on chat rooms with my new phone, thinking about jesssica alba, watching simon and miquita piss all the celebs off by literally ripping into them on popworld while the celebs are sat right next to them or have just left the studio, and mourning the imminent death of ally mcbeal! WHY GOD DAMN IT? david e. kelley is an arse thats why! Oh the party...the party was good! no scandal( i sound more like a journo everyday!) and i did end up on the kareoke singing bryam adams and melanie c's baby when your gone with shrinking giant holly who mimed her way through it leaving it all for me to sing in front of a room full of people like an asshole! oh and there is officially reason to avoid my message board now! ive put mr.pebble of pebble people "fame" as the background! thats what drugs do kids! those anti-histamines i take! i dont knowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! finally blackqueen and others from the steve balsamo official site are going to swamp tv programs and radio stations with so many requests for stevey b that theyll have to do it to shut us up! they cant esacpe the goodness that is mr.balsamo!


18th OCT 2k2.....once again i am back with my days news....but for nobody to read? i dont know! is anyone reading this? email me at diatoir4d@hotmail.com and tell me if you are....that doesnt include pathetic excuses of human flesh such as tori and if you are reading this tori WHY? you hate it you tit head! anyway a party tonight at vickys but will there be another scandal like at jenna's? i just dont know...i hope so! that would make it that bit more exciting and give me lots to talk aboot (hey im canadian today shut up!)well anyway....oh after a little while of ownership my mobile has took a flying leap off a cliff and died! its replacement arrives on monday in the form of the new siemans phone on o2 which is surely the best network as its the old old cellnet which was the best EVER network to be with (i used to have a cellent u see) well todays post isnt that exciting mainly due to the fact im about to die of tiredness and the thinking of jessic alba nekkid all day has made me tired! mmmmmmmmmmm.vihbqelwrvhioqurvh91813hvfeivqvbqv qviquvchv cofqivj oivfowf ijoccccccppppppppppppppdddddddddddjffffivjcdopisjo *falls asleep on keyboard*


17th OCT 2002...ahhhhhhhhh the 17th of october...y'know it's just 174days until my birthday now...mmmmmmmmmm ice-cream and jelly....oh orange jelly.....dear god JESSICA ALBA AND ORANGE JELLY! WHAT A COMBO! OR EVEN JESSICA ALBA IN ORANGE JELLY! much better! oh AND HELLO TO SHELLY IF YOUR HERE! do you like it? i hope so! zombie projecters are you here? good! i have some traffic! i have been dissed for this already...its more of an online "diary" rather than a full blown website if ya get what I mean! bacl later!


16th OCT 2002....3minutes later...oh i cant get the background to work...im sensing webspawner type problems...well lisa's seen the background i want to have and said its "quite good!" oh well back to the drawing board while i demolish my life to fix it!


16th OCT 2002...ahhhhh today...what an eventful day today has been...after arguing with mrs.brownlee over whether i would take the french speaking test i was eventually forced into doing it against my will to score a big,fat 1! and a G grade oh and i got stopoped half way through because it was so bad....i told her i needed til friday like half of the class(who she lket do it on friday) but made me the stupid fuckin bitch! well after that "excitement" i was presented with a letter i forged with my mams signature and told that it wasnt my mams ands mrs.efficent/sad twat brownlee phoned home to make sure i hadnt made it up that i actually was at the doctors(but how could she tell if she's going blind?...hmmmmm thats a bit suspect)....thank god this was a true thing my mam knew about and i wasnt jiggin! anyway i hope my new background works now and shuts all you haters up! back l8a! :) oh and mmmmmbop (i want you to suffer with me!)


15th OCT....10minutes later....im gonna recycle tat off my message board (its not as if anyones read it like so its new material really!) to start off with so enjoy!


15th Octoberrrrrrrrr 2002...yes i am properly launching a semi decent site by me...i need to get some pics on it coz i acidently deleted all my old pic files so i'll have some soon....oh and the launch of this "exellent" site on angelfire spells the death of the shite that is webspawner and the site i have on it so "screwwwwwww you guysa, im goin home" AS CARTMAN WOULD SAY! i'll be back 2moz with proper updates and not just a load of shite like it is at the mome! keep it real peeps! :)

hey i gotta go finish this soon!

i have kept bringin you tat on here because i will bore you all to death with it by telling you instead of writing it all here>>>so shut the fuck up moaning you dont have to read it y'know<<< ***actually you DO have to read it***