What Really Happened?

It all started when 2 fat people had sex... then 9 months later out pops this pudgey purple thing me (jenny)! it turns out it was a girl and now 16 years later its a cereal-holic who loves the movie moulin rouge, lives in one of the smallest towns in florida, is a junior in a gay highschool that sucks except for her friends and her Frau, has a weird addiction to 80's cartoons and is unemployed. lifes not as bad as it seems tho. there are some fun things to do in titusville,like chillin at someones house, goin to the skate park, walmart, goin out to eat, or the occasional party. (ok so maybe it really is boring)but titusvilles got one good thing goin for it- the beach,and its not that great either. its usually covered with fat naked men and old ugly women in thongs- well thats about it so have a look around and sign the guestbook if you'd like. TOODLES

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