[ what are the hair products you use to get that perfect 'do? haha, 'do. ]

blondes have more fun?
just a bit of gel in the morning.
because of you, horses are almost extinct, and everyone must use tape. you superglue whore.
i leave it as is when i wake up.
i usually dye my hair some sort of red, or put crimson streaks in.
my head looks like mold grew on it.
my hair is regular. and plain. and looks like everyone elses.
your hair is perfect and untouchable. amen to that.


[ you're going out tonight, what will you wear? ]

throw on yesterday's attire from the laundry bin.
something outlandish and eyecatching.
a neat little something showing my boyish good looks.
my black-rimmed glasses and my usual band-wear.
the perfect ensemble for any night on the town of course.
I don't really go out that much..at all..
its all been done before, or hand-me-downs. brand name possibly?
a crazy, totally unique styled, all-your-own, outrageous get-up that turns heads and stops cars.


[ what do you want to be when you grow up? ]

a model.
president of the united states.
skydiving instructor.
some behind-the-scenes job, where I won't get noticed much. pediatrician?
I just want to graduate high school DAMMIT!
I will be one with the rest of the world in stocks and business.
A DJ, music is my life.
...I have to get a job?


[ and lastly, OH-MY-GOD SOMEONE CALLED YOU A PUNK-ASS KID! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?! ]

Say, "I'm a mattress!"
Reply with a "REALLY?! COOL!"
Look them square in the eye and say, "No. I'm emo."
Scream "WHAT IS A PUNK-ASS KID?!"
JACK THEM UP, STUPID BITCH!
Run off with wet pants.
"Don't go there GIRLFRIEND!" and snap your fingers wildly.
Walk off with an "...okay.."