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People

 

A brief look at the various peoples that inhabit the Nation of Zink. More is probably coming soon.

This guy has gotta be an elitist.

Elitists

These are the rich people with large noses and ears, who eat expensive food, go to operas, drink coffee from Starbucks, and have names like Finnius Rorsarch III. Somehow, these guys always end up having a lot of power, probably because they're rich. The Council of Large-Nosed Aristocrats is composed entirely of these guys, with the exception of one, Kim Jones.

Hello, sir. I'm calling from MCI to tell you that AT&T licks balls.

Middle Class

Although the Supreme Dictator's economic policies have increased the percentage of wealthy (and arrogant) people in the lands of the NoZ, there is still a small middle class. Those whose wages continue to be modest include telemarketers, zookeepers, and professional kidnappers.

Run to the waterin' hole and fetch Paw.

Peasants

These are the seriously poor people who the Supreme Dictator just couldn't help. This category includes laborers, carnies, shovelers-of-crap, and bums who hang out at Taylors.

Oo. Mysterious. Traveling Adventurers

Loners with mysterious origins who wander the countryside and look for injustices to set right, or sometimes just people to kill. Most were offered jobs with the NoZ Military, but many of them were determined to remain poor, and continue their patrols across the land, opening up assorted cans of whoop-ass for semi-good reasons.

Cultists leading a guest to one of their services. Cult Members

One of the largest militant groups to survive the civil wars that birthed the NoZ, thanks to their ingenuity and inexplicable religious rituals, was the cult groups. Due to rising popularity and violent public demonstrations, cult members were granted several privileges, including tax breaks, extra access to resources, and access to government communications channels.

Members of the CoBC compete in their yearly Cultist-500.
Painting from the Palazzo Zinky's Museum of Saiyan Heritage #4. Saiyans

Members of a warrior race that immigrated from another planet, these creatures, deemed "barbaric" by elitists, were given special privileges, thanks to the Supreme Dictator's Saiyan heritage. Every one of them loves to fight, but their primeval rages are abetted by their special status. Most tend to avoid the rest of the country's inhabitants, preferring to live alone in the wilderness areas set aside for them. One can, however, catch an occassional glimpse of one out walking in public, though they're hard to spot unless they have their tail displayed. (Saiyan armor and scouters are no longer distinguishing features, as they are now widespread and popular items.) They've also been known to interbreed with humans in rare instances.

There are unverified reports of Saiyans working at Ft. Vegeta, the military installation that oversees Saiyan refuges, as well as working in the Supreme Dictator's military.

A group of Saiyans and Saiyan hybrids from the research dept. at Peeville University

Max could also be on the Council of Large-Nosed Aristocrats

Aliens

Other alien races also populate the Nation of Zink, to a degree that nothing seems to surprise our citizens on the streets anymore. All alien inhabitants are registered and a database is kept by both the CoLNA and the SD's office.

 

 

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