Facts
| Goverment: | Dictatorship (or Judo-Legislative Dictatorial Conglomeration of Assholes bent on world domination) | |
| Capital: | Gordita | |
| Monetary Unit: | Zeni | |
| Languages: | English, Italian, Huttese, Namekkian | |
| Industry: | All modern industries, especially Biotechnology, War Materiel, Carbonated Beverages | |
| Agriculture: | All products, with emphasis, thanks to gov. tax reductions, on sugarcane, chocolate, potatoes, and apples |  |
| Minerals: | All minerals not found in nature are engineered in NoZ laboratories, esp. (surprise!) Zinc | |
| National Colors: | black and red | |
| National Food: | gorditas | |
| National Beverage: | Big Red | |
| National Anthem: | "Everybody to the Limit" -- Strong Bad | |
| National Motto: | "When in doubt, whup it out." | |
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