Spike Quotes:
Spike: What's this? Sittin' around watching the telly while there's evil still afoot?
It's not very industrious of you. I say we go out there
and kick a little demon ass! What, can't go without your Buffy,
is that it? Let's find her! She is the chosen one, after all. Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty!
Let's annihilate them, for justice, and for... the safety of puppies...
and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something! Oh, come on!
Spike: So when do we destroy the world, already?
Spike: If every vampire who said he was at the Crucifixion was actually
there it would've been like Woodstock. I was at Woodstock.
I fed off a flower person and I spent six hours watching my hand move.
(In response to being asked to fight a troll)
Spike: I would, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.
Spike: We like to talk big, vampires do. "I'm going to destroy the world." That's just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your
friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world.
You've got...dog racing, Manchester United. And you've got people.
Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs.
It's all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision.
With a real...passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye,
Picadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square.
Spike: Help me out here, Spock, I don't speak loser.
Spike: You know you take the killing for granted. And then it's gone. And you're like, I wish I'd appreciated
it more. Stopped and smelled the corpses.
Spike: Listen to me, you stupid bint. This gem is everything.
I came back to Sunnydale for it, a place which has witnessed
some truly spectacular kickings of my ass.
Spike: I'm a hero really. I mean, to be cast such an ugly lot in life and
then to rise above it. To seek out better, nobler things. It's inspirational, isn't it?
And the two of us...natural enemies, thrown together to stand against the forces of darkness.
Utter trust. No thought of me biting you, no thought of you staking me.
Spike: Cup of tea, cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea.
Spike: Oh, who's the puffed up manly man? All multicoloured and possessive.
