*One moment later*

September 11, 2004
What would you say if I told you one could see all of Shakespeare’s works (Abridged) within a ninety minute period of time, seeing Hamlet not once, not twice, but three times and once backwards? Impossible you’d say? Nay! And great fun it was this afternoon, though Dave attracted more gnats than was necessary and UB… well, he simply decided not to come along. Karl appeared only for the closure that was the greatest performance of Hamlet I have seen in my life. Okay, it was the *only* performance of Hamlet I’ve seen in my life, but no matter. Thus, I had my best laugh since this morning when we fed the dog Chile peppers. Poor, poor Ann’dei was asked out by a deaf cross-dresser who promptly threw up in my lap only a few moments later. The night was not without its jests, however, as the dear actress promptly injured herself attempting to escape the horror that is performing Hamlet. The poor dear ran through it anyway, faster and faster with every scene until they finally all ran on stage and fell down, thus starting it backwards! Also we have come to the conclusion that the best man for the job of an over-dramatic actor is without a doubt an allegedly gay Eagle Scout theatre major. Michael, you are a genius, and we applaud thee and all your work at Perkins.
LONG LIVE THE IMPASTO THEATRE PROJECT!
“These teeth are your teeth, and they cry out, ‘We need to be flossed!’”
~S.E.V.

August 29, 2004
Don't look at me like some sick freak; it was one of Father Figure's jokes from last night!

Dave: i have now used my mailling skills to make fake earrings
Dave: and lip ring---------------------------------------------------------
SLAZ: have you ever smelled moth balls? ---------------------------
Dave: yes ------------------------------------------------------------------
SLAZ: how did you manage to spread their tiny legs apart?-----
Dave: lol -------------------------------------------------------------------
Dave: f*cker---------------------------------------------------------------

~S.E.V.

August 20, 2004
Right, so Dave was just necked in my house. I don't know how I'm ever going to be able to take a shower again...
Everyone made it. I'm so happy. We didn't go to the bar, because...well, it's a bar, and one of us is only fourteen... but Dave will be Pierrot le Fou from Bebop.
All's well left unsaid by a fool.
~S.E.V.

August 19, 2004
Dave is such an idiot, I swear...
I was talking with him at work earlier and in conversation the phrase "got off scot free" came up. Dave says,
"Scott who?"
I say, scot free, I got off scot free.
And Dave says,
"Who's Scott?"
...and just now:

KARL: I talked to scott today-----------------
Dave: scott?---------------------------------
KARL: yeah, scott----------------------------
KARL: you remember scott, right--------------
Dave: enlighten me---------------------------
KARL: scott free?----------------------------
Dave: oooh----------------------------------
Dave: EFFF U -------------------------------
KARL: I will never let that die.----------------
KARL: in fact, I will make a post of it right now

And I did...
~K.F.

August 18, 2004
By some miracle it is going to happen. We are going to have all the WindexWarriors together for a meeting. This meeting, the Supernatural Paramilitary Police Force Showdown, includes Witch Hunter Robin (even [adult swim]'s April Fools episode) and the first six episodes of Hellsing. True, this really is no showdown, as Hellsing shall forever reign above Robin, but it still doesn't beat Cowboy Bebop. Nothing. Ever. Will.
We're going to order French onion soup, because DJ said it's the hardest to clean. See, DJ washes dishes at a local bar, so he is going to miss the first half of Robin, so we decided to annoy him. Lovely idea, no?
I have made the decision. We are going to C-Kon. I don't know when, but we are. If not C-Kon, then A-Kon, or both. We've figured it all out, or at least, I have.
UB is Spike Speigel. Karl is Jet Black. Ann'dei is Victoria Ceres (if her hair is still red; we're not sure if she keeps it blue). DJ is... actually, we're not sure about him, either. We can always put him in his wolf costume (it looks like an Ewok) and call him Ein. Sure, we won't pull it off, but it's something! I, Slaysia, am Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing, that is, after losing about 50 pounds and temporarily dyeing my hair practically white...
So there you have it. We ARE going to go through with this; I know we will. It may take two years, but we'll do it!
Oh and by the way, starting tomorrow, Ann'dei is having one toe removed, taking her from eleven to nine toes, and she will have no hands. Try figuring that one out.
~S.E.V.

August 11, 2004
If you click on this, my mind cannot comprehend what you will see.
~S.E.V.

August 8, 2004
WORD!
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See? We told you we'd hit Dave's head off the keyboard a couple hundred times. That was only roughly one hundred, but you get the idea. Not much variation.
Being mayor of this Munchkin-land that is the Windowyn Realm, I have discovered that these people are incapable of doing anything without my persistent guidance. That's all I'm going to tell you, but I am never leaving any of them with responsibilities ever again!
What part of Noh don't you understand?
~S.E.V.

August 7, 2004
Looks like I've got way too much time on my hands...
I recently bought the first two volumes of the Hellsing anime and am estatic. It has become our new Bebop. I took about four hours today to sit down and transcribe one of my favourite songs from the soundtrack: Fuseijitsu Na Michi No Ue De No Survival or Survival on the Street of Insincerity. It's an edited version, as I have no patience to try to transcribe free-form jazz right now.
I also have some of the tabs if either of you are interested...
~K.F.

August 4, 2004
Just realized I forgot to mention that our good friend Matt G. will be shipping out to Iraq with his Marine division - or whatever - just about now. Matt, we wish you good luck, health, and may God in all his grace protect you and your comrades.
Oh, and bring back pictures!
~K.F.

July 29, 2004
::Recovered from Instant Message at 11:00pm::
OMG! People... i got a job....
as a dishwasher...
true it pays good. but still!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im working 8 hour days or longer!!!!! tomorrow i have a jam session with my band (Update on them soon) from 9:00-3:00. then i have to go to work 3:30- 6:00. Then at 6:00 i have to go and act in a local play from 6:00- 9:00. then i go back to work for an hour or three., go home and go to bed... and then i will have company over... and then on monday i am going to camp for a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
aaaaah....
Oh well. ill get through it.... i guess...
and i am writing a new story to premier before christmas
(god willing).
~D.J.

July 28, 2004
Just wanted to post and let everyone (both of you) know that I hammered out a little song Tuesday afternoon. It's sort of a Chopin, Bach, Danny Elfman inspired thing. We're probably going to use it for our upcoming silent featyre: David the Were-Hobbit or the Kudukenthrope.
Evil waltzes are always better...
~K.F.

July 27, 2004
It's a Mobius strip of death
~K.F.

July 2324, 2004
Great Joy and Exultation! Google has reinstated our site in it's search index!
Muck thanx must of course go to the Harry Potter Filks Page, the addition of SOD and Curtain Cold to which likely finally gave our site the link to the outside web we've so desperately been craving.
Thank you Filks Page people!
Let me reciprocate the favour...
Slaz, A.D., and I jst got back from D.J.'s latest stage performance. Poor guy. His wolf costume looks more like an Ewok than anything... but I'll let him tell you about that later. We stranded him at Harry's.
I told you it was only a "mabye we'll be able to get some cash and come back for dinner at 10:30pm."
But does he listen?
NooOOOOOoooo...
Need an ATM card, Badly.
~K.F.

July 20, 2004
This one time when I was reading Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, I finished reading, and I couldn't sleep, because Dobby scared the crap outta me...
GO WATCH NEUROTICALLY YOURS, FOOL!!!
~D.J.

July 16, 2004
Well, lets see...
The Dell has arrived and is serving our purposes well, Slaysia and Father Figure are away in Puerto Rico until next week, teh bloodied Ford Tempo in the front yard still hasn't sold after three weeks of unintensive advertising on the radio (AM even), and the dog has just urinated on the pile of children's books and hymnals lying in the middle of the livingroom floor.
Just wonderful.
All that's left is to organize and build a cabinet for my vinyl and my life will be complete.
~K.F.

July 7, 2004
Doubly happy news to pass on today. I... am getting a Dell!
::racous cheers and appaluse go up from the gather'd masses::
Indeed, I have finally decided to spend some of my life savings on someting other than college textbooks, implusive Ebay purchaces, and Burger King. The Dell should ship by Friday.
Tho' Gateway 2000 still must die...
Also, Slaysia recently acquired the July edition of MAD magazine, which includes a masterful spoof of POA. I have here illegally posted it for all to see. All respect to MAD however, how's this for Cheap?
Check it out.
~K.F.

June 29, 2004
Well, well, well, it appears that someone had deleted the content of our site. We are back, however, as we had plenty of data saved in various places. We will soon be starting on the new web site as soon as we get the money in from all members, but in the meantime you will have to settle for what we can scrape out of the depths of my punctilious filing system. You may quote me on the following: The vandal shall dearly pay.
~S.E.V.

June 21, 2004
Ohmygod... living phallic beanbag chairs...
~K.F.

June 19, 2004
My butt is chafing...
~D.J.

June 2, 2004
First off, before I update you on anything, I would like to apologize for the fact that it has been a month and ten days since our last update. There is no excuse for such laziness
("Is laziness spelled with an I or Y?" "I unless you're lazy, then it's with a Y.")
UPDATE: Guess what we have? I know, I know, we aren't as lucky as Cassie, so we didn't go to the New York Première of Prisoner of Azkaban, but we do have five tickets for the 12:01 A.M. showing Friday morning. We'll still be some of the first ones in the general area, plus we may be on the radio the next morning ::snickers::. Yes, all five of us get to go. At least three will dress up; I as a Death Eater, Karl as Hagrid, and Al as... an evil nun or something... We'll let you know how it goes. In the meantime, you can look at our beatuious tickets.
~S.E.V.

April 22, 2004
It's been far too long since the last update, hasen't it? I don't think Dave's going to post to the news page unless I take his face and slam it against the keyboad a few hundred times. I guess I shouldn't be so hard on him, his getting kicked out of his band after being a member all of two weeks and all...
Mabye we'll give Ann'dei a chance.
~K.F.

April 08, 2004
Just wanted to let everyone know that we're still here. Unfortunately, we can't seem to get everyone together in person, so our best bet is probably to use a chatroom to hold WW assembelies. DJ apparently hasn't found the balls to post on the news site yet, but I guess we'll give him one more week.
If he doesn't post, he doesn't get his avitars...
~K.F.

March 29, 2004
The progress on our progress has been progressing well lately. By that I mean that we've made progress on our search for a new domain for the site, as Angelfire must die. It seems Fortune City may not be the best choice after all. I'll get back to you on that.
Look for an update from DJ to come soon!
(Then mabye the others will get off their lazy butts and contribute something as well, hmmm?)
~K.F.

March 4, 2004
Gentlemen... Behold!!!
Having waited for as long as nine months for something takes the excitement out of its arrival, doesn't it? Wrong! Cassandra Claire has once again come through for all of her loyal fans, as well as those who couldn't care less; it's out there for everyone to read.
I said... Behold!
Draco Veritas, Chapter 14!!!
Thanks to Cassie's kind previews, I've already been able to write music for the song in this chapter.
Check it out.
I dare you.
~K.F.

Feb. 29, 2004
The W'Warriors are fast working on getting ourselves our own domain name. Major point: it will not be on Angelfire. Angelfire must die. FortuneCity looks to be the most appetizing choice at the moment. Just to warn everyone (that means both of you) if you come looking for this site one day to find it moved.
That will be a most joyous day indeed.
~K.F.

Feb. 16, 2004
You wanna know what's going on? Click on me!
Disclaimer: Although the [adult swim].com promos of Sunday, Feb. 15 were most likely written far in advance, I had actually written the script for these cards the morning before they aired. It's strange how sick, twisted minds seem to think in tandem.
Lombaaki creo plomo pleozona ah ah!
~S.E.V.

Update: Later that evening...
Just realized that Google has taken us off their lists... again.
Google must die.
(It's AddMe's fault, you know...)
~K.F.

Feb. 04, 2004
Yesterday sucked...kinda. I was only in school for one hour - one and a quarter classes - before they finally cancelled. Imbecilus should've cancelled alltogether in the first place. But then I wouldn't have found out that UB was Elrond: Queen of the Smiths. I'm going to make him wear my old banquet dress and attempt to moon walk while eating those mushrooms that he hates so very very much. Poor, poor UB. He has no idea what he's getting himself into. Ann'dei is Mamimi.
Good girl. Go smoke some more.
...good girl.
~S.E.V.

Update: Later that evening...
Father Figure got smart and just deleted the virus-bearing material from the hard drive. Back online.
It feels good... don't it? mmmmm... yeah...
p.s: Gateway2000 still must die.
~K.F.

Update: 5 minutes later...
(sugar higggghhhhh...)
~K.F.

Feb. 03, 2004
Things are looking up for the group lately. Slaysia and I accompanied DJ on an excursion to the Emporium to observe the previously unobservable: the Innersanctum on Dungeons and Dagrons. One of the players seems interested in the organization, enough so as to make us wonder why Dave hasen't introduced us earlier. mmmmm... Augh, this cheescake is good!
(cheesy sweet...)
~K.F.

Feb. 02, 2004
Phillip is being an idiot, again. The fool of a rodent has no meteorlogical sense whatsoever. Plans for the initiation ceremony are proceeding as smoothly as can be expected. Due to the ousting of Helen in response to her utter and complete lack of contributions in the form of DBW IV(V), that is. The Gateway2000, though no longer online, is up and running once again. However, still no Dell yet. Need a Dell... badly.
~K.F.

Jan. 30, 2004
Dennis disenfected (sic) and cleaned up our computer. We still don't know if it works or not as we have been too lazy to clean up the desk and reassemble the thing. God, I hope it works. You will all be seriously disappointed in the future if it does not work. Gateway2000 must die. Back with more as soon as we get a Dell.
~K.F.

Jan. 28, 2004
It's time for an update, boys and girls! Can you say update? Good, I knew you could! Update is a very special word. It's what all good Webmasters and Webmistresses do when they have sometiong new and good to share with the world. This is an example of an update. It's called "being responsible" for the well-being of the website he or she is in charge of. Can you say responsible? Good, I knew you could! Now let's all go out and be good little overlords of our respective electronic realms, shall we?
~K.F.

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