"G-g-g-ga!!" - Greg when he's mad
"Building model airplanes, says the little fairy... Well, we're not buy'n it!" - Chris Farley "Tommy Boy"
"What's up with that thing between your two things??" - Randy
"What're you talking about!?" - Luke in response to Randy
"She's really get'n it with the goat" - Mr. Sparks
"Ewok??...... " - Bryan
"No! Yearbook" - Randy
"It's illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant" - Michigan state law
"One-armed piano players must perform for free" - Illinois state law
"Yeah ya are..." - Randy in response to most everything.
"Whaddaya so mad abowt?" - Miss Gift
"Just make some stuff up, they won't know" - Randy about our quotes page
"Me!? Fail english? That's unpossible!" - Ralph Wiggum
"My knob tastes funny" - Ralph Wiggum
"Everytime I learn something new, a little of the old stuff gets pushed out of my brain. Remember that time I took a wine making course and forgot how to drive??" - Homer
"You were drunk..." - Marge
"And how..." - Homer
"That's not glue... That's the peeling stuff peeling off." - Bryan
"He went somewhere between Iowa and Canada" - Bryan reffering to the whereabouts of "New Dave"
"Alligators do it funny" - Randy
"Molesting a butterfly results in a $500 fine." - California State Law
"How do you molest a butterfly!?" - Randy
"Boogers may not be flicked into the wind" - Alabama State Law
"N-n-n-n-no, that's my cheeeeese, baby!" - Greg Hopkins
"Is this movie any good?" - Randy to the old man at the movie store
"Do you need air to breathe!?" - The old man to Randy
"Well that's some fine postparcipitation sunoictiynessationism" Bob and Randy talking about the weather
"I would call him a dog killer, but I think that's a little mean" - Angela Stone about god knows what.
"Stop Clicking!" - Mrs. Pardue to Charlie about everyday
"Stop stealing monkeys!" - Will Ferrel the Wildlife Officer to Jay
"Fuck You!" - Jay to Wildlife Officer
"Okay, Fair enough." - Wildlife Officer to Jay (From Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back)
More to come.....
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