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Q: Where do the lost socks go?
A: BD- The Bizarro World
LA- To the devil
RW- Other people's dryers
Q: Who is the real Wolf Man?
A: BD- Greg Hopkins
LA- Amy Walker
RW- Brett Lowry, no matter what he says, damn liar!
Q: Who is the Butt Kicking-est wrestler of
the Caston Invitational (Hint: Starts with a Buh, ends in a rett)
A: BD- Two Words: Buh Rett
LA- Buh-retina
RW- Butt rot???? What!?
Q: Who is the hot girl of the week?
A: BD- That one..... That's whorey, oh wait... That's half the school, my bad.
LA- Cody Mounts' 51 year old mother.
RW- That one girl with the ya-knows and uh-huhs, you know
what im saying, ya ya!
Q: What time do you think Santa is gonna
be hitting Francesville on Christmas?
A: BD- Once all the good stuff is gone. Darn Santa.
LA- Don't know, no chimney
RW- Right after he flees Medaryville from fear of the
gunshots, and the hick yelling "I'll Get You Fatboy!"
Q: Where am I going?
A: BD- Your going.... to make us more questions NOW Brett, none of this late
stuff!
LA- To the parking lot to get a beat down.... From ME.
RW- I dunno, but can I come too, *whimper*
Q: Yeah, so what's the deal with the lunch
ladies?
A: BD- They must be get'n lazy, cuz Wendy found a week old corn dog INSIDE a new
corn dog shell thingy.
LA- They must have their hair nets on too tight
RW- The hot dogs in MY beanie weenies DON'T HAVE HOLES!
Q: When did Gavin start smoking weed? Cuz
he's burnt out, yo.
A: BD- He musta been smoke'n it hardcore when were all watch'n the Ninja
Turtles. Word to Leonardo, by the
way.
LA- He inhaled the wacky weed through the umbilical cord
RW- Umbilical cords are nasty, and Raphael is the BEST.
Q: Whats the purpose of cats?
A: BD- Stroking, killing those poor meeces, and sumtimes the occasional meal in
3rd world countries
LA- You hafta do something w/ your extra skittles, (aka Bryan
throwing skittles at my cat)
RW- Hose + Cat = Lawn sprinkler you'll never forget
Q: Does Bob's new car kick or what? (He
let me smell it)
A: BD- It kicks like a sombitch
LA- It kicks like Jackie Chan in one of them there move'n
pictures...
RW- Yes, I should know... I've been in it
Q: Why did the cow jump over the moon?
A: BD - Cuz that cow has got some mad hops.
LA - To prove his point to that stupid horse.
RW - Because the sun is too darn hot!
Q: Does Superman get it on?
A: BD - Yeah, but it usually ends in a not so
good, destructive result.
LA - Duh! What kind of question is that?
RW - Yeah.... In a super way.
Q: Does Chris Najafiarab like men or something?
A: BD - Ehhh... I'd certianly hope not.
LA - No? Why?
RW - I know who he likes eehehehe!
Q: What's the word up?
A: BD - The opposite of down
LA - "U-P"
RW - I flingeth the poo
Q: Who has the coolest car at this school?
A: BD - Shannon Kopka, no doubt
LA - Shannon Kopka, no diggity
RW - Shannon Kopka, word
Q: When was the last time Mr. D did that thing he does?
A: BD - Before I started dating his daughter
LA - Before his wife made him stop
RW - Right before that thing he uses broke
Q: I hafta poop?
A: BD - Was that question?
LA - Sounds like a personal problem
RW - Pooping is cool
Q: What?
A: BD - I said, "Drink ya school, Eat your
drugs, Stay in milk, don't do vegetables"
LA - D - M - X!!
RW - I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers, but
noth'n compares to these blue and yellow, purple
pills.
Q: How lazy is K Dub?
A: BD - I don't care, but you better get your
book out and read forever!!!
LA - So lazy.... I can't put it into words
RW - I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice, but who's
count'n? But noth'n compares to these blue
and yellow, purple pills.
Q: Who's yur daddy?
A: BD - Some guy
LA - Jimmy Walker "DY-NO-MITE!"
RW - Scibity boop bop Christopher Reeves
7/11
Q: What's up with morning "glory"???
A: BD- Undecided
RW- Yeah, that's not cool
LA- No Answer
Q: Why is "skool", spelled like "school"?
A: BD- Cuz
RW- Because
LA- Cuz G. Dub said so
Q: What's up with Casie Conley's hair?
A: BD- They have a "Whore Cuts"?
RW- Yeah... That's nasty
LA- Whore-E
Q: What do you think about a naked man running through your school?
A: BD- Nasty
RW- Yeah, I dunno about that
LA- Not Good
Q: Is Mr. Sparks not the sexiest thing to ever grace the West Central halls?
A: BD- When I'm gone, he will be
RW- No
LA- That's just nasty
Q: Boobz or Buttz?
A: BD- Big honk'n jugs
RW- Hooray for boobies!
JA- I definitely like to go to the top of the mountains
Q: Is Einstein as smart as Beakmen?
A: BD- Sidekick rats are cool
RW- Beakman would BEAT Einstien
LA- Not even close
Q: Why do girls have hair in their armpits if they're just gonna shave it off?
A: BD- Baffled
RW- No idea
LA- Makes no sense to me
Q: What's up with the Crazy Art Lady?
A: BD- Crazy + Art = BAD
RW- She's crazy, she likes art. What
can I say?
LA- Speechless
Q: Where in the world is Savanah's ring?
A: BD- The world may never know.
RW- Yeah... I dunno
LA- I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you.
