ROYAL STORY!!

NOW FOR OUR STORY.....(drumroll, blare of trumpets....
which bears just an occasional resemblance to the History of the English Royals,
and with Science Fiction stirrred into the mix, ANYthing is possible!!
Coralynn at CL38911@cox.net

Part One: Dinner Party from Hell...... 19 pgs
Royalty from many different Centuries attend Mid-Summer's Eve dinner party
in 12th century at Court of Henry2.
Contest ensues to see who will accompany William the C and Rosamond into 21st Century Manhattan.

Part Two: The New World.......27 pgs
Time-travel magic coin misfires and our time travelers find themselves in 1640 Southold, Long Island amongst the Puritans. They barely escape with their lives.
They pick up two new time travelers,
Bethia and John.

Part Three:At Home in the Big Apple.....39 pgs
Successful time travel escape to 21st century Manhattan. Shopping spree
maxes out William's credit cards.
Eleanor and Rosamond show enmity to one other. They all find unusual jobs.

Part Four: Home and Hearth.......30 pgs
They buy a house in Westcheser County, and meet neigbors. Host a dinner party with unforseen results.

Part Five: Romance, Time Travel, Dinner Party.......26 pgs
Celeste hired. Little Will brought into the 21st century. Eleanor buys a car!! (there's trouble!)
William finds out Henry8 is in 1910 New Orleans!

Part Six: Oh No! Not Henry 8th, and, Eleanor the Amazon.......33 pgs
Henry8 brought into 21 century via another time travel trip, causing mayhem.
Eleanor gets job as TV sportscaster.
Rosamond decides to insist Henry2 pay child support.

Part Seven: HoHo the Holidays & Who Wants to be a Millionarie....23 pgs
Bethia finds out the truth about Steven. Henry 8 is Santa in Macy Parade. William a contestant on
Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Part Eight: Rosamond's Travails.......19 pgs
Time travel back to 12th century. Rosamond finds out Henry2 is a bully.
Eleanor rescues her and a friendship is forged.

Part Nine: He Aint't Heavy, He's My _____27 pgs
Henry8 builds a castle from Castles R Us. Bethia wins huge lottery jackpot.
Time travel to 1650 Southold, L.I. brings Daniel & Grace to 21st century.

Part Ten: Newcomers From Hell......31 pgs
Daniel & Grace turn out to be huge problems. Daniel passes himself off as identical twin brother John.
Beethoven enters story.

Part Eleven: The Gang's All Here.......11 pgs
Another disastrous dinner party; Grace goes nuts;
John ends up face-first in the soup toureen.

Part twelve:The Morning After the Night Before.....12 pgs
Rosamond goes on a revenge shopping spree; Grace demonstrates stupidity;
Daniel put in Henry8's dungeon; Billy Bob Montgomery flirts with Rosamond.

Part Thirteen: Nuthin but A Hound Dog......30 pgs
William's rosebushes destroyed; Bethia hires a Nanny for Grace;
Rosamond frequents the Dew Drop Inn.

Part fourteen: Things Get Crazier.......22 pgs
Filming "Spend a Day with William the Conquering Chef." Plus: another disastrous dinner!

Part fifteen: Win a Few, Lose a Few!....31 pgs
Daytime Emmy Awards. Jerry enters story. Tabloids publish nude pictures of Rosamond.

Part sixteen: The Games People Play.....30 pgs
Eleanor tells Jerry who she really is;
Trip to London in which Luke is whapped by QEliz2;
Luke falls for wax statue of Marilyn Monroe;
Rosamond flies to Austin, wonders why she's tired and nauseous.

Part seventeen: Life's A Beach, & Marilyn WHO?.....32 pgs
Rosamond finds out she's pregnant; Marilyn Monroe is rescued;
Daniel & John continue fighting.

Part 18: Some Like it Hot, Really Hot!...38 pgs
Marilyn writes book; Bethia designs dress line; Look Alike Contest!

Part nineteen: Love and Murder!!....35 pgs
Newspapers say Marilyn a clone; Bethia meets Roger; Roger's ex-wife murdered;
Daniel trashes Rose's room; Rose marries B.B.Montgomery;
Our gang investigates murder.

Part twenty: Secrets & Lies!....35 pgs
Our gang solves murder case;
Daniel moves to Henry8's castle;
Roger is taken on a t/t trip to French Rev. as proof; B.B. demands Rosamond quit job;
John & Rose secretly meet at the blue house.

Part 21: Marriage, American Style!
& We Need A Little Christmas!...31 pgs
Marilyn causes Daniel to break leg when found rummaging around in bedrooms looking for evidence;
Rose begins affair with John;
B.B. is taken to French Rev. to scare him, then to Court of Henry2 for Xmas to get him out of the way;
Jack and Marthy brought to 21 Century.

Part 22: We've GOT A Little Christmas!
& Baby, oh BABY!...29 pgs
Christmas at the house on Winding Willow;
Rose has baby girl during t/storm; John has D.N.A. test;
Beth buys house on Elmwood Avenue.

Part 23: The Past Comes Back to Haunt...35 pgs

WandaSue Skaggs (aka Susan Hemingway) comes to town with blackmail on her mind;
ghosts of 'The Highwayman' haunt house in CT; Bess and Rafe rescued and brought to 21 Century.

Part 24: White Trash?! You Talkin' to ME?!...35 pgs
WandaSue on blackmailing rampage;
Rafe burgles WandaSue's apartment; They figure out who the blackmailer is;
Henry8's surprise birthday party.

Part 25: Brush Up on Your History, Snooks,
You're About to Become Part of it!!...31 pgs
Rose meets BB's impossible mother;
WandaSue (aka Susan Hemingway) taken to 1692 Salem;
Slim drives monster truck from Texas to Westchester County;
WandaSue escapes.

Part 26: The Range War Chronicles...37 pgs
WandaSue moves to Pleasantville (dies hair black);
Slim checks into Motel6;
Enter: Travis McGee, superCop; more hassle from BB's mother;
WandaSue hires on at catering service;
Slim gets job at Hunks R Us; Slim blackmails BB.

Part 27: JUNE is Bustin' Out...29 pgs
Bethia's bridal shower; three thieves collide;
William lays down law to Rafe about his stealing;
John buys fitness center and hires Daniel;
Slim befriends Rose;
WandaSue learns that stolen jewels are fake, then extorts a million dollars from B.B.

Part 28: Shall We BENCH-PRESS, Baby?...29 pgs
Rose and John locked in winecellar; WSue buys new car, apartment and clothes;
BB visits sister Donna;
Slim gets job at fitness center;
Rafe blows up the bathroom; women choose gowns for wedding.

Part 29: GOIN' TO THE CHAPEL and WE'RE....29 pgs
Pajama Parties: His and Hers; Men stage panty raid which runs amok;
wedding rehearsal dinner; Travis McGee thinks Rose in BB's sister.

Part 30: With this RING I THEE WED...27 pgs
Beth and Roger's wedding;
Slim's old car towed;
BB and John slug it out after wedding reception; Rose plans herb business.

Part 31: TURN, TURN, TURN....29 pgs
Daniel moves in with Rafe; Rafe has assignation with WandaSue aka Susan Hemingway;
William gives out magic coins; Rose and John travel to 12th Century to retrieve book of herbs and magic;
Billy Bob Montgomery reported murdered!
Hotspur follows Rose to 21st Century.
Part 32: REST in Paris, I mean: PEACE!...
Jameson helps BB escape to Paris; Rose fed pack of lies;
Slim spills beans abt BB's marriage to WSue never being legally dissolved;
Rose and John under suspicion for BB's murder;
Hotspur finds Bill to be his new best friend;
Travis McGee becomes even more obnoxious; Hotspur becomes interested in Real Estate; BB's will read.

Part 33: SELL, SELL, SELL!!..29 pgs
Hotspur goes overboard selling R.E.;
Rose turns ranch into B & B, also sells BB's possessions;
Jameson tries to get BB's furniture back from Salvation Army; WSue beats him to it;
Marthy determined to be literate.

Part 34: THE GRATEFUL DEAD? ...31 pgs
Marilyn Monroe becomes advice columnist;
Rose and John become engaged; WSue finds out BB is in Paris and drops in on him, gets $1 in his will;
WSue goes to 12th Century, brings Isabella back with her;
Jameson makes one more attempt to steal back the furniture.

Part 35: COME FLY WITH ME......
Academy Awards; Marilyn is kidnapped;
Rose and John go to Paris for convention. She sees BB and thinks she's losing her mind;
Isabella decides BB is her soulmate and stalks him.

Part 36: THE LOST CONTINENT OF...
Marilyn and Marthy time travel to Atlantis;
BB finds out to his horror that Rose was unfaithful during their entire marriage.
Enter: Mike from Atlantis.

Part 37: THE BEST LAID PLANS...
John & Rose resume roles on soap opera; Penelope gives bogus story to Nat'l Enquirer;
WandaSue still stalking BB;
Hotspur & Mike rent flat in blue house;
William and Henry8 join Jenny Craig; Eleanor learns BB is still alive;
Travis McGee makes fool of himself trying to get the goods on John.
Part 38: AUGUST IN NEW YORK...
Wm & Henry8 go to Jenny Craig;
Rose falsely arrested by Travis McGee who is then humiliated by Superiors;
BB stalked by Belle in Paris, arrested by mistake and relocates to Florence, Italy;
Belle loses WSue's amulet;
Hotspur tries to turn Mike into a 'hound-dog' to no avail;
Hotspur, Wm and Mike go to Atlantis to see the changes there;
Jameson reassures Rose that BB is dead.

Part 39: COME SEPTEMBER..
Gangleader sends Ernie Shaw out to find Randy Giswold; Magruder tells BB that the Parker Gang didn't order 'hit' on him;
The Wedding Shower: WandaSue and Belle appear and make scenes, the newspaper reporter gets an earful from free-talking guests;
John and Rose buy house down the street.

Part 40: REVELATIONS
Magruder finds out that Randy Griswold was the intended murder victim after all;
William lays down the law: no more media;
Rose sends Henry2 wedding invitation;
Hillary taken on t/t trip to 1848 Seneca Falls convention;
Rose begins redecorating house John bought them.

Part 41: PARTY! PARTY!
Men's bachelor party at Henry8's Castle and women's slumber party at house.
Men stage a toga invasion, with the usual disastrous results!

Part 42: LOOK HOMEWARD, MONTGOMERY...
Wedding rehearsal and dinner.
The misadventures of BB Montgomery desperately trying to get back home before Rose marries John.

Part 43: TO HAVE AND TO HOLD...
Rosamond and John's wedding.
Montgomery arrives too late to stop it, and things then go from bad to worse.

Part 44: MYSTERY STORY
Slim and Rafe unearth the treasure chest of a woman who owned Beth and Roger's property back in 1731. This rouses the ghost, who proceeds to haunt and insist on having the property returned to her.

Part 45: CELEBRATIONS and MYSTERIES
John & Rose return from honeymoon; Bethia announces her pregnancy; ghost of Sally Jennings terrifies WandaSue; SJ rescued from 1733; Rose & SJ take instant dislike as SJ thinks John is her brutal brother-in-law and attacks him.

Part 46: HELL HATH NO FURY...

Sally Jennings and WandaSue team up to scheme against Rose; Rose takes SJ to Moses' trek across desert; John & BB arrested for fighting in Starbucks; Rose & WandaSue finally meet and have huge fight which gets them thrown into jail; SJ convinces 26 women following Moses to follow her ...to Bloomingdales, which turns out to be.....(read it and find out!)

Part 47: DREAMS & SCHEMES
Rose and WandaSue share a jailcell; John bails Rose out; Sally Jennings rescued from the Exodus after setting the women up in their own business, teams up with WandaSue and takes Rose to San Francisco during the Gold Rush; Sally buys a house.

Part 48: GOLD RUSH DAYS/DAZE
Rose's incredible adventure in San Francisco during the Gold Rush, and her exciting rescue.

Part 49: YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN' YET!
William forbids Rose to get back at WandaSue & Sally Jennings by taking them time traveling, but never considers that Celeste may brew up some 'invisible' tea!!

Part 50: ALL HALLOWS EVE
Halloween Party at big house, with many mishaps; WSue and Sally J are now invisible but don't know it yet; BB thinks she's dead and burns her possessions and dumps her car off a bridge; WSue and Sally "haunt" the guys.

Part 51: NOW WHAT?!
WandaSue figures out she and Sally aren't dead; play a trick on Travis McGee; Rose & Penelope up for same award; BB reports WandaSue missing; WS & SJ go naked to a restaurant and the disappearing tea wears off (taken to jail); Penelope invite BB to escort her to award show; BB tells WSue that Rose burned her stuff; WS time travels to 12th century & brings back Henry2 to get back at Rose.

Part 52: HENRY, of a Thousand Days
I mean, Years!
Henry2, now in 21st century, spies on Rosamond; Celeste can tell a new time traveler has arrived, but not sure just who; WandaSue wins tickets to Emmy Awards ceremony.

Part 53: THE NIGHT OF A
MILLION STARS
At the Emmy Awards, things don't go the way Henry2 had planned; Rose & Eleanor figure out who he is, tie him up and stuff him in utility closet; Marty Henshaw offers him part in "Time and Chance" mini-series, playing the part of........(you guessed it!).

Part 54: TIME and CHANCE
The Mini-Series!
Casting and early rehearsals for the mini-series based on the historical novel "Time and Chance."
Of course a lot of our characters show up and get parts!

Part 55: TIME and CHANCE: Part two!
Scheme hatched by BB, Henry2 and Daniel
goes terribly wrong. John ends up in 1640 Southold, Rose and El follow to bring him
(and his first wife!, whooops)
back.
Very convoluted plot...worth a read.

Part 56: LOOKING FOR......trouble?
BB, Henry2 and Daniel can't find the motel where they think Rose went to commit suicide.
The whole plot becomes clear to Rose, who plans clever counter-offensive.
Great fun!

Part 57: SHIP OF FOOLS

Rose lures Henry2, BB and Daniel (individually) into taking a cruise to Greece with her,
with no intention of showing up.
All they have for company are....each other!

Part 58: THE UNLOVE BOAT
Henry2, BB and Daniel on Cruise to Greece; "It's Not Easy Being Green" Henry's themesong;
Thanksgiving on ship and back at Window Willow.
WS, SJ and Penelope try to join BB on the cruise
and end up.....ha! wait till you find out!

Part 59: TRIP TO POMPEII
Wish You Were Here!
Marthy & Jack announce their engagement. WandaSue's Acura found in creek; she's so incensed she takes BB to Pompeii in 79 A.D.; others follow to rescue him and soon many of our characters are there.
Very exciting!

Part 60: DECEMBER
Wedding shower for Marthy and Jack.
Henry8 mistakenly drinks entire container of Celeste's 'forgetting tea,'
Elizabeth behaves obnoxiously.

Part 61: MARTHY & JACK
The Wedding
Marthy & Jack's wedding.
Eliz. sent to French Revolution along with WSue, PP and Sally.
Elizabeth reported kidnapped...Travis McGee, Super Cop, on the job!

Part 62: I'll Be Home for
Christmas
Eleanor rescues unholy-3 from French Rev.; Travis interrogates everyone; Elizabeth taken to 1641 R.I. after they find out she tried to poison baby; P.P. moves in with WandaSue; New Years Eve party, truth syrum accidentally added to punch-bowl; Nathan reveals his true intentions regarding Bess; WandaSue and pals cart street walkers to their own party, a real disaster.

Part 63: THAT'S A WRAP!
Filming of Time and Chance; P.P. steals what she thinks is the only copy of the film; WSue tells B.B. she gets half of all his possessions, inc. his horses, should he divorce her; Moose hired at Fitness Center; John has disturbing dreams of his childhood in England.

Part 63 & half: THAT'S A WRAP!
Part Two

Part 64: PHANTOM CRUISE
Eleanor & Jerry, Beth & Roger, Rose & John on Caribbean cruise, accidentally zapped back almost 400 yrs to Pirate ship; Moose & Marilyn become friends; Moose finds old letters written by Megaera Stafford in 1600s in attic; Adventure on Pirate ship, John mistaken for Rhys Morgan.

Part 64 & half: ROMANCE OF THE SEAS
Pirate Molly thinks John is Rhys Morgan, who dumped her for Megaera; Celeste contacts Megaera via her crystal ball; John, Rose, El & Jerry escape Pirate ship; John finds letter Megaera wrote Rhys, which bothers him, as M. sounds suspiciously similar to his mother.

Part 65: FINDING THE TRUTH
John time travels back to question his mother;
Henry2 leaves Marty Henshaw's apartment, then can't find a decent place to stay.

Part 66: BLOWIN' IN THE WIND..

Part 67: RHYS' STORY
by Terri

Part 68: JUNKET!
by Coralynn.

Part 68half:
RHYS' EXCELLENT ADVENTURE
&WANDASUE, JAILBIRD!

ANIMAL HOUSE

COME TO THE PARTY

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