.....:::::10 THINGZ:::::.....

.....:::::10 ReAsonS Why It'z GoOd To bE a ChiCk:::::.....

• 1) Ladys always come 1st
• 2) We're smarter
• 3) We don't have to worry about gettin' kicked in hurtful places
• 4) When we go to a bar, we don't have to buy drinks
• 5) We are more mature
• 6) We can read the opposite sex's mind
• 7) We have control ( If we want sex we'll get it, if we don't we won't)
• 8) We know stuff about guyz before guyz know stuff about us (Girl talks)
• 9) With one wink of an eye we can bring you guyz to your knees
• 10) God picked the strongest sex to carry the babies and have periods (you guyz couldn't handle it)

.....:::::10 ReAsoNs WhY iTz GrEaT To Be a GuY:::::.....

• 1. We dont have to wear heels.
• 2. Waxing is optional.
• 3. Guys night out.
• 4. We eat as much as we want without worrying about gaining weight.
• 5. We enjoy work.
• 6. Dont we play more outdoor then girls?
• 7. They(girls) wanna do everything we do!
• 8. If someone calls us gross, we laugh.
• 9. No plucking, no tweezers , ouch, ouch, ouch!
• 10. No tampons.

.....:::::10 CoMMaNdMeNtZ 4 TeEnZ:::::.....

• 1.thou shall not steal...(whine for money from you parents tell you get it)
• 2.thou shall not kill...(blood stains...ew..and there hard to get off you)
• 3.thou shall not think about sex...(as nike says just do it)
• 4.thou shall not skip school...(take the hole day off)
• 5.thou shall work hard...(at telling other people what to do)
• 6.thou shall not worship any other gods than God...(2many names to remember)
• 7.thou shall do my homework...(once in awhile)
• 8.thou shall never tell a lie...(just expand the truth)
• 9.thou shall respect thy father and thy mother...(as long as they dont speak)
• 10.thou shall not do drugs...(alchohol lasts longer)