Things I KNOW to be True
Stalker Information If you want to stalk me, here's how... NOO! I'm not that clueless. Contrary to popular belief. Actually, no. That's wrong. They say I'm a genius. Funny, I thought I was the only one who thought that! Guess I underestimate my influence. Actually, come to think of it, it was I who brought LotR to the happy land of ISA. And I who corrupted all of my friends into reading it. *slightly demonic look coming into eyes* I... I CREATED YOU ALL! BAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *waves absurdly large sword around, drops it and falls* Ow. No one saw that. *saw what Leah? Precisely. Now, let's see. I am the Trinity, your God, creator of what and everything you currenly ARE... uh... a genius, some kind of crazy writer... uh... I am a hobbit/ Elf... never a human... never was.... uh... I'm short, skinny, and SEXY. Yeah... I wish... Oh, and just for good measure, my email is barefootbard@hotmail.com (though AOl is refusing to acknowledge that... curse them), and my two AIM names are: hobbithero1418 and PippinsLily So if you see me around, drop a note or say hi!
My Favorite Web Sites
*sigh* What more can I say? Except HE'S MINE. YAY! *swoon*
PRECIOUSSS! YAY!
HARRY INFO! YAY!
BARDS! YAY!
MEDIEVAL INFO! YAY!
DISCWORLD! YAY!
HAMTARO! YAY!
BARDS AND MAGIC! YAY!
QUOTES! YAY!
WHAT I DO! YAY!
TTT! YAY!
LOTR! YAY!
