My Stories

These are stories that I have written. Although most of them have legal notes, i have to repeat my self for the sole purpose of not getting sued or maimed or chased after by a giant crime syndicate. Either way, these stories may contain offensive language, commercial products that I do not have the rights over, yadda yadda, sandblasting a soup cracker. Ok? Now you may read at your own risk. By the by, the grand total of them all have been writen in my physics 20 class. Which means, they will most likely be crap. But hey, watcha gonna do about it?

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The Story of Carl

The origin of Carl The Evil Lettuce