The other morning while sitting at the breakfast table, there came a knock at the door. I answered it and Jesus was standing there. The following transcript is the conversation held:

Jesus: Good Morning, Chris!

Chris: You’re late!

Jesus: I’m sorry. I had to appear in a tortilla down in Mexico.

Chris: Well nevermind. Why are you here? Coffee?

Jesus: Never touched the stuff. I’m here to let you know firsthand that I’ve decided to add a few chapters to the book of Revelation in the scriptures.

Chris: WHAT?!

Jesus: You know, letters to churches of today because no one seems to care about those in Asia Minor.

Chris: Sounds good. Are you attacking the denominations?

Jesus: You know it. Sabbath-keepers, Mormons, and Pentecostals as well.

Chris: What about the Atheists?

Jesus: What about them?

Chris: Shouldn’t you write a letter to them?

Jesus: Nah! They’re not worth saving. At least not anymore.

Chris: I suppose you’re right.

Jesus: Well I gotta run.

Chris: Where are you headed?

Jesus: I’m going to tease the premillennialists. They’re my favorite.

If you are offended by what you’ve just read, good! In fact, if you are reading this you obviously didn’t heed the warning on the front of the article. Just like Adam and Eve who did not heed the warning of God in the Garden of Eden, "And Jehovah God commanded the man, saying, Of every tree of the garden thou mayest freely eat: 17. but of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest thereof thou shalt surely die." (Gen. 2:16-17) They did eat of that tree thus sin was brought into the world.

Furthermore I do not support anything that was said:

1. Jesus will not set foot on the earth when he returns nor will He visit any one person (1 Thess. 5:16-17; Matt. 24:5).
2. No one may add or remove from the bible (Rev. 22:18-19).
3. The bible is complete and perfect (2 Tim. 3:16; Jas. 1:25).
4. Atheists as well as all other denominations, sects, and people of various beliefs ARE worth saving (2 Peter 3:9)

Remember temptation itself is not a sin. Giving in to temptation is!