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5/30/06: Okay so I have this sneaking suspicion that Travis Fraser at my school is the brother, or love child, of Virginia. Yo seriously, the two are twins.
Also, what is up with this chick named Haizara? Like umm..what's up with that badonadonk? Everybody in the school has seen it(and hit that I might add). Either close your legs, or shutcha mouth.
Derrick..derrick derrick derrick, my ethnic confused friend. I know this is going to come as a shock to you..but you are black. Black as night. Black as chocolate. Fo' sho. Now throw away the polo shirts, and smack on some jordans.
So there's this skank ho named Christina at my schoo, and she get skeeted on by every guy in ha class. Yo, da bitch b coming into school wit it on her face. Like, damn you don't wipe that shit off. Christina Yap is her name.
Aight, so there's this kid named Eglind(Phil and Daniel's class) and he thinks he is soo smart.He acts like he is all that and gangsta but he is such an @$$.He is soo conceded.No one likes him.He has some wierd accent(kinda like Dexter in Dexter's Laboratory on Cartoon Network except more twisted!)and he praises himslef too much.He is very smart but he brags about it and he gets jumped almost everyday.Talk about a nerdy!.We were at a demonstation one day and this girl(kinda like a teacher)was there.After she was finished she asked if anyone had any questions or comments.Almost everyone raised their hands but Eglind was waving and snapping his fingers to get picked on.The teacher is a very nice and cool teacher.She looked at Eglind and actually cracked on him!-We need more teachers like that.She asked Egghead:
"Ok Eglind what do you have to say.Do you want to go to the bathroom or something cause you really want to get called on.So come one!Tell the whole clas what you have to say."she said.
"Never mind."Eglind said.But the teacher constantly taunted him.She thought it was a harmless joke.But Eglind started crying soo freekin loud he could break windows!He screamed that the teacher was making fun of him and he ran into the bathroom.Hahahahahahahahaha.The whole audience exploded into laughter.I fell off my seat and rolled on the floor.Later the teacher made Eggy feel better.Oh my Lord!What happened to "Smart Gangsta All That Dude"?Looks like he wants to go on the next Huggies pamper commercial.Published By Phil 11/12/02
This might be the most frightening part of Spy Secrets ever! Our spies have waited, and waited for this kind of material and it has finally arrived! Anna(the Ilia lover) actually went on a date with a boy named Timmy. But I am actually sorry for Timmy! But what kind of a stupid @$$ b@stard would go out with Anna!!??!! But that aint even the scary part! Anna told me on AOL that she,*gulp*, sucked and licked Timmy's d!ck! Ewwwwwwwww! BloooooaaaaaaH! I cant beleive Timmy would like, and let some ugly @$$ b!tch like Anna give him a handjob and a -------! If he was only tryin ta get a free ride, he couldve paid some gurl but Anna? 0.0.!!!!But all I can really say is...we arent alone-I think.
BREAKING NEWS, BREAKING NEWS Iris(the first b!tch we aired on Spy Secrets)likes me Phil.The president of Duelist Corp!!! Yuck. Daniel here is cracking his a$$ off.Would you please tell him to shut the F#$k up! Sorry Danny. Iris is beyond ugly. She is a monster!No worse than a monster, shes a "thing" who was kicked out of the library so many times for being ugly and giving people cardiac arrests(heart attack). OH MY GOD!Oh sh!t, here she is! RUN YOUR @$$ OFF BABY, RUNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Nasty News
Lisa...the most ugly(oogly) biatch is out on the run with her secret weapon,ready to kill you with the utmost,....well,im sorry but, you must be informed that she is Alqueda's ultimate weapon.She is the almighty(yeah right)Foot fungus stenchious meganius chrotopilius smellius badiius.In other words, her feet are cracking with corn 'n' crust and the juices are oozing out and with the oxygen intakes it hardens and makes more crust.Her feet smells like horse shit. Holy mother in heaven, what have we done to deserve this punishment. :(