And so it begins...
Back home...
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"i wouldnt wanna be working a bowling alley where crazed teenage girls and senior citizens are mixed" ~ anh
"who ever invented puting the star on top of the christmas tree last, should be draged out into the street and shot" ~ brett
"How are you Ha?" ~ Grandpa "Is that a trick question?" ~ Ha
"Cheerleaders are like school prostitutes. They sell sex for cheap cheers" ~ Ngoc
"God there are some stupid ass people!" ~ Francis
"Cheating is better than repeating." ~ Mr. Seeley
"well, its funny till somebody gets hurt...then its hilarious" ~ jason
"knowing my luck, some guy would sit on me and say "oh sorry, didnt see u there" ~ connie
"ill tell ya to grab a bat then go out there and say.... marco and then they might say polo and u hit them as much as u can then go back in the house and call 911 " ~mark
"wanna play another round to find out who i ike? you know my answer but you gotta ask yourself... "do i feel lucky?" well... do you? punk" ~ anh
"u mean da one u have butt wars with?" ~ frank
"the best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep" ~ jason
"lol or start reading a text book, that'll put anyone right to sleep" ~ connie
"I'm being attacked... by a cell phone!(swats cell phone with scarf). ya!" ~ Troy
"where were his hombirds.
lol..they got his back.. on the other side of the pier" ~ Mark
"my room smells, damn fish" ~ jason
"Hey cutie!" ~ Ha "What are you on?!" ~ Brett
"if i had a penny for everytime i thought of you... i'd have a penny... because i never stopped thinking of you" ~ anh
"yeah, i'm going...if pat goes. Pat's going...if Anh goes. Anh's going...if Dan's going. Dan's going...if I'm going." ~ Mark
"if at first u dont succeed, destroy all evidence that u tried" ~ jason
"I see your Schwartz is as big as mine" ~stephen
"Can anyone tell me what the hell she just said?" ~ Mr. Seeley
"Are you getting aroused?" ~ Toni
"if con is the opposite of pro, does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?" ~ jason
"Leave her behind! Don't try and be a hero, save yourself!" ~ Francis
"Theres a pot over there! Lets go catch the pot!" ~ Ha
"how many honors students does it take to figure out a three letter word?" ~ connie "1..2..3..4..5..6.." ~ mark
"weaseling ur way outa things is a valubale lesson inlife, its wat seperates us from animals...except the weasel" ~ jason
"Don't gloat, you haven't won yet." ~ connie "O.k....Gloat, gloat, gloat." ~ anh
"how about we go to and eat at carl's, and then once we get there we can talk about were we wanna eat" ~ raf
"where are you guys?" ~ cecila "umm...we're at the love sac. don't ask, i'm just reading the sign." ~ mark
(as we are surprising toni for her surprise party) "RUN MOTHER FUCKERS!" ~ Dan
"i feel like i should give them a hug or something" ~ raf
"if i come to school tomorrow with a limp, you can just assume what happend" ~ mark
"we were talking about who got the hots for markeroo" ~khanh "yes i have the HOTTS for markeroo and i am NOT afraid to admit it. anyone wanna challenge me i am more than willing to fight for him" ~ pat " no, i have the more hots 4 him" ~ connie "i call mark... step off connie" ~ pat
"lovely couch, lovely cushion, lovely dust!" ~ elmer
"Viva La Resistance" ~ steven
"better watch out im going hunting tomorrow and ill have a GUN!!" ~ lauren "oh my god, run!!!!!" ~ connie "i know. ill prolly shoot myself and ill prolly shoot kevin too, after i shoot myself." ~ lauren
"KEVIN!!! Get your fat, non-existant ass off me!!" ~ connie
"dude this bacon is awesome" ~ kevin "what did you say about me?" ~ connie "no, we were talking about bacon" ~ stephen "oh... like i said, what did you say about me?" ~ connie
"why you crying? cuz of the chocolate bunny?" ~ lauren
"see this is my theory. when you were in the womb, lauren said "I'm taking your height." So she took your height. None for you! And you said "Well, then I'm taking your boobs." None for you!" ~ Melissa Scholz
"are you going GRAPPLING at the DOJO??" ~ kevin
"I'd hit it!! I'd hit it 9 times!" ~ Tiny
"Man, we're sad. Here it is, Valentine's Day and we are stuck talking on the phone with each other" ~ connie "yes, its very sad indeed" ~ lauren "we need to go hunting" ~ connie
"stephen, you're getting me a flower" ~ lauren "what?!" ~ stephen "don't argue. you're getting me a flower" ~lauren "what for??" ~ stephen "for formal. and you're getting one too" ~lauren "god dammit!" ~ stephen (throws hat off his head onto the floor and starts jumping on it)