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Rip-Claw: < Sorry Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose> walks past Tokes and swats her rear with his cane. Rip-Claw: * Now talking in #darkland-mansion Rip-Claw: * Topic is 'Sephiroth_Darkland and MagickalMystikal1's lovely home' Rip-Claw: * Set by Sephiroth_Darkland on Mon Apr 07 07:06:49 Rip-Claw: < *censored*!? Rip-Claw: < *Kicks his copy button* Rip-Claw: < *censored* off! Tokes rubs her butt Tokes: ouchy Rip-Claw: < stupid piece of crap Rip-Claw: < Formattin the junk today Tokes sips her beer and kinda dazes off Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose> winks at Tokes "Hey there hun... ever have moose dick?" its pimpin moose BlackShadowDragon looks around as he walks to the bar taking a seat,as he sits there he ponders as to what he is to like to drink this eve...as he ponders he finds an old bottle of jin...he picks the bottle up by the neck and grabbing a glass,he begins to pour himself a glass of jin...he then sets the bottle down turning back around looking over the people of the pub as he sips on his jin. Tokes jumps up and runs hideing behind the bar BlackShadowDragon raises a brow as he hears the comment just made about "moose dick"...he ponders on the subject matter for a few seconds...then just lets it go.. drake__kadar runs and jumps up on the bar Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose> goes and finds Tokes and swats her ass with a hoof. Tokes gives shagg , kacy drake and the moose a kiss on the cheek and then curls up in the corner and falls asleep BlackShadowDragon then turns his head slightly and looks to drake as he is wondering what drake might be doing on the top of the bar.. BlackShadowDragon shakes his head then goes back to sipping his jin watching over the people of the pub. BlackShadowDragon: ... vS_Shagg_DK walks to the bathroom and grabs a newpaper and sits down on the toilet reading the paper then all of a sudden strains a big logger out with his face being as red as a cherry still straining to get it out pushing will all of his force clinging to anything he could in the bathroom to try and keep his ballence as the newspaper drops to the floor and the logger finaly comes out, then he whipes his but and walks out. vS_Shagg_DK: Ive always wanted to take a crap in RP lol.. Tokes: lmao BlackShadowDragon: ..... BlackShadowDragon hears this coming from the bathroom...he think a moment and ponders why any one would make so much noise to take a crap....just shakes his head. Tokes: lol Kacy: hmmph lol BlackShadowDragon thinks in dragon form i dont even make that much noise... Sinister_The_Relentless LoL BlackShadowDragon thinks the only noise you hear from me when i do that crap is a loud thudd....as the logs are larger then most living things besides dragons.. BlackShadowDragon shakes his head getting off the subject now.. Tokes shakes her head " nasty nasty nasty " BlackShadowDragon finishes his jin and ponders as to what to talk about. BlackShadowDragon: ..... vS_Shagg_DK: ACTION walks back the the bathroom feeling a bit woosy and then sits back on the seat clintching and straining holding onto the towl bar as his face went red again letting out another long growl then all of a sudden lots of poop just comes flooding outta his anus like lava in a valcano exploding with the force enough to kill 5 men with poop, wipes his butt well whats left of it then goes to flush the toilet and see everything is choc BlackShadowDragon hears crickets cricketing.. Sinister_The_Relentless: everything is choc ,cut> vS_Shagg_DK: damnit lol vS_Shagg_DK: it just says chocolaty lol Rip-Claw: <... ok you do know they didn' Rip-Claw: < t havbe flushin toilets Kacy: they do now!!! BlackShadowDragon laughs.. Kacy: muahaha BlackShadowDragon: ./me thinks it was a little hole in the ground.. BlackShadowDragon thinks it was a little hole in the ground..^ Rip-Claw: < Its an outhouse Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose> walks out and hammers the door shut with boards so Shagg kills himself with fumes. Kacy: my outhouse was better than other peoples BlackShadowDragon still thought it was only a hole in the ground.. Sinister_The_Relentless: it was a hole in the ground...)) BlackShadowDragon would have shot himself if he only had a hole in the ground to poop in.. vS_Shagg_DK: hmm Sinister_The_Relentless useing a long bow?)) Rip-Claw: < Crossbow BlackShadowDragon nods.. Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose> uses his magical moose powers to bind the outhouse so Shagg can't get out. BlackShadowDragon thinks....forgot the crossbow.. Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose] knows it is binded. Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose] knows he cannot use magic inside of it? Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose] also knows he chains up the outhouse some? vS_Shagg_DK is stuck in there Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose] knows it is all chained up and ~censored~ BlackShadowDragon thinks.. BlackShadowDragon: dude..thats foul... Rip-Claw [Dancing Moose] watches the fumes begin to build up inside slowly gassing Shagg. BlackShadowDragon: lockin someone in the shitter to die of thier own fumes.. vS_Shagg_DK: lol BlackShadowDragon shakes his head.. vS_Shagg_DK: can somone really die like that lmfao? BlackShadowDragon: but this is slightly entertaining. Rip-Claw: < Prolly... lol | |