"Satanism isn't just a hobby for me. It's a way of thinking.
Sometimes I sit and think, about distant times, of worlds of my own
creation, and I torture the pitiful wretches I populate my worlds with.
Once I dreamt that I created this world, that I am a figment of my own
imagination, and that as creator of this world my dream self viewed me
as a ridiculous fantasy of the beings around him. It was really really
deep. This is what I mean when I say that man is like a vampire,
yet like a wolf: mankind sucks, and humanity bites."
"I think I realized my calling in life when I met my first FALSE CHRISTIAN
POSER BLACK METAL FAN. I wanted to stab him to death right there.
This is a world where the WEAK are coddled, and the strong shunned.
To topple this grotesque weakness, I had to gather my SATANIC BLACK METAL
ARMIES, because one strong Nordic Warrior alone cannot fight the WEAK:
one horde against another, that is the way it must be."
"I am asked frequently by my Unholy Crusaders of Evil and by those
who are curious about TROO NORDIC METAL about the BLACK METAL scene in
Kentucky. Sadly, it is crowded with posers and CHRISTIAN TRAITORS,
who must be destroyed. Among concerns by so-called purists is whether
Kentucky is truely a Nordic wilderness. None can stand among the
majestic mountains, the mighty old forests, the mysterious caverns, the
meandering cold brooks, and not feel at one with the mighty Norwegian countryside.
In spirit, if not in fact, Kentucky is Nordic, aside from the weak poser
idiots who crowd its black metal scene."
"Yes, I have risen from the dead many times. I have learned the
secret in Aeons yet to come, from the mighty WORM that gnaws at the heart
of the WORLD TREE. When the time comes, the tree shall fall, exposing
the rotting heart of all existence. It is like combat between two
wolves, one black, one white. The time shall come when the black
wolf rises above the white one, and its blood shall be spilt upon the white
snow of CHRISTIAN WEAKNESS. Symphonic metal is for weak pansies:
THE GREAT MASTER EURONYMOUS NEVER INTENDED FOR SATANIC WAR METAL TO SOUND
LIKE ELEVATOR MUSIC! BLACK METAL EVIL IS MORE THAN JUST PRETTY SOUNDS.
Black metal is the sound of political revolution, anti-religious purity,
destruction of weak parasites, Nordic supremecy, the battlecry of the Aryan,
the Call of Cthulhu, the MURDER OF TRAITORS. You do not understand,
because YOU ARE ALL WEAK."
"My recent release from prison for arson, kidnapping, torture, and
loitering has freed me to allow others the honour of interviewing me.
However, I give no interview to any WEAK POSERS."
"When not reading German philosophy or listening to Wagnerian opera,
I spend my free time conjuring demons, and visiting internet chatrooms.
Sometimes I try to piss off weak Christian sissies, and sometimes I try
to enlighten FALSE MALL METAL BLACK METAL POSERS to the power of TROO NORDIC
TROLLISH METAL."
"Remember, CALL UP NOTHING WHICH YOU CANNOT PUT BACK DOWN."
"Those who truely accept the nature of time and space as plastic, to
be molded and shaped by the Satanic Masters of this and many other worlds,
are indeed the Princes of Darkness, who shall bring the Cold Shining Light
of Lucifer to the unenlightened, the WEAK CHRISTIAN POSERS."
