This page is completely devoted to the topic of stupidity. I love being retarded, on accident, and deliberately. 'Tis the funnest thing in the world..and if you don't do it, you should try....
New editions shall be added at the top..
So, I was five, and some neighbor girl kissed me. I remember the whole thing. I was at her house, on the couch, the vacuum cleaner was going, the tv on, and she kissed me! I got so mad, I kissed her back, in revenge....
Second grade...I was in a strange class..I don't remember why I was there..but the teacher said to create a topic about something you did, an accomplishment that you were proud of. I raised my hand and said, "One time I killed a fly!" There was laughter as the teacher asked, "Why did you happen to mention that?" "Because they're hard to kill!"
As a kid, I wore highwaters (tight jeans I rolled up) and tucked my huge oversized shirts into them. On the bus, some black guy who was sitting next to me said, "Man, why do you roll up yo' jeans?" I shrugged. He said, "I'll pay you every day if you stop doing that." I accepted, but I don't remember ever even seeing the guy again..