I'm a bloke, basically

Practicing for future mug shots	Steve with a previous band.  Ahh, so young and innocent.
Steve was in good spirits despite the low turn-out to his public flogging.
	Steve gets drunk and starts chatting up a lamp
	Steve cleverly disguises himself as a bouquet to sneak into the Spice Girl's dressing room		Steve's patented "cheeky grin"