Every You Every Me

	Brian started wearing sunglasses so he could sleep during photo shoots	Brian, this is an intervention.  We can not let you go out in public in those shoes.
Brian looks scared	Ever notice how often Brian makes the "it's a secret" face in pictures?			Steve: Okay, put my hand right here, keep smiling, and no one will notice I wet myself. Brian: Woa, my bulge went down. I can see my shoes.
		Not only do they go to the bathroom in packs but they also use the same urinal	Stef, I think Steve's the one who's been stealing the sleeves off our shirts.	Are those two creepy guys still standing behind me?
Stef: We won Family Feud, it's a dream come true.	Dear god make Steve stop singing.	You wanna hear a secret? We're naked from the waist down.	Why does Steve get to cuddle Stef in all the BMM promo-photos?	The middle is a good place to be