Luanch>Well…

Audience>Kiss her on the lips, kiss her on the lips, kiss her on the lips!!!!!!!

Launch>Ok!

Luanch and Videl kiss each other!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry>We’ll be back!

Later…

Jerry>Are next weighs 800 pounds.

On a video…

Chiaotzu>You may not have noticed, but I weigh 800 pounds.

Chiaotzu walks into Home Town Buffet. He walks out. Man puts up an out of business sign.

Chiaotzu go to a restaurant.

Chiaotzu>I want the 72 ounce steak(4 ½ pounds).

Chiaotzu eats it in 20 minutes.

Chiaotzu>Jerry, that’s just an appetizer.

Tape ends…

Jerry>Meet Chiaotzu!

Chiaotzu walks out with no shirt on.

Audience>Take it off, take it off!!!!!!

Chiaotzu>Oh, I’m also sleeping with my best friend’s girlfriend.

Luanch comes out.

Luanch>Oh, Chiaotzu your so sexy!!!!!!!!!!

Tien runs out.

Steve, Todd, Hal, Jimmy, Rocky all run and stop Tien.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jerry>We’ll be back!

Later…

Jerry>Welcome back. Are next guest refuses to wear clothes. Meet Chi-Chi.

Chi-Chi walks out naked!!!!

Chi-Chi>Hi Jerry.

Jerry>What the H*** are you doing?

Chi-Chi>You’ll see on the tape.

Jerry>Roll it!

On the tape…

Chi-Chi is in her car nude. She walks into K-mart. 6 year old children stare at her. She goes to the check out line.

Worker>Uhh Mam, your going to have put some clothes on the next time you come in.

Chi-Chi goes to the library and sits down and reads a book.

Worker2>Mam, you have to put some clothes on!!!!

Chi-Chi>Make me!

Tape ends…

Jerry>Are you OK.

Chi-Chi>Yes I am.

Todd>Give Steve a lap dance.

Audience>Give Steve a lap dance, give Steve a lap dance!!!

Jerry>We’ll be back!

Later…

Jerry>Are next guest’s name you may recognize. It’s Palace.

Whats going on palace?

Palace>I’m pregnant by my lovers brother Gohan.

Audience>W****, w****, w****!!!!!!!!

Jerry>Meet Goten!

Goten runs out.

Steve runs and stops him.

Goten you f****** w****!

Jerry>Now meet Gohan!

Gohan walks out.

Gohan>I can explain. I was…then uhh…and. OK I f***** her.

Goten>You f****** c*** of a w****!!!!!!

Jerry>We’ll be back with questions from the audience.

Later…

Loser1>Your all freaking weirdoes.

Todd>Sit down.

Audience>Sit down, sit down, sit down.

Loser2>To the clown with the fat a**, your girlfriends probably skinny cause’ you eat all the food.

Everyone but Chiaotzu laughs.

Loser3>Chi-Chi you need to put some clothes.

Todd>Jerry likes it!

Audience>Jerry likes it, Jerry likes it, Jerry likes it!!!

Loser4>Goten how does it feel to be on Jerry 2 times?

Jerry>We’ll be back for my Final Thought!

Later…

Jerry>I’d like to take this time to thank you all for coming and I hope you all make the best decisions. Ya know a lot of time we have a problem and instead of solving it we escape reality and gain 800 pounds, live in a box, or go around naked. It’s not really until you see yourself and what your like on TV maybe then you can see your mistakes. To Palace, If you have a lover you should be loyal and not cheat on them or they can’t be your lover. Till next time, take care of yourself and each other.

Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!

Steve>Welcome to Steve’s corner. I’m your host Steve. I’m here with Chiaotzu.

Chiaotzu>I bet I can beat you at a race.

Chiaotzu races Steve and wins.

Steve>D*** he’s fast!

The End