Jerry>Well he knows now, he’s watching backstage.
Jerry>Meet Goten.
Goten walks out.
Goten>When did you get so weird?
Palace>I also have something else to tell you. I’ve been cheating on you with Master Roshi.
Goten>What!!!? You w****!!!!!
Master Roshi>Comes out.
Goten runs at Master Roshi.
Steve, Todd, Rocky, and Hal run and break up the fight.
Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Palace>Plus I’ve been sleeping with Hugh M. Hefener.
Audience>We love Play Boy, we love Play Boy!
Some guy brings out ice sculpture of Jerry.
Palace gets down and dirty with it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jerry>First of all, get your hands off me.
Audience>Jerry, Jerry, Jerry!
Jerry>We’ll be back!
Meanwhile…………………
Goku>Ok, the first Dragonball should be here.
Pan>Lets ask her.
Goku>Excuse me, but do you know where a Dragonball is, I lost my mojo and I need it back.
1000 year old woman>I have it, I’ll give it to you if you kill Don Kia.
Trunks>Who’s he?
Old woman>He’s an evil person.
Very old woman>But you have to go to jail to fight him.
Pan busts a car window. Trunks kills innocent people. Goku strips nude.
Swat team comes and arrests them.
Meanwhile…………..
Hercule>Oh god did you have to eat beans before we left!!!!!?
Mr.Popo>Shut up. Hey it’s a spaceship with no one in it.
Hercule and Mr.Popo steal ship.
They land on Myuu’s Planet………..
Hercule>Lets go into that dark mysterious room.
Mr.Popo>Oh my God it’s ……………………a Bebay!
Mr.Popo>It’s the other other white meat. Baby it’s what’s for dinner, tonight. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, Chili’s baby back ribs.
Hercule>It says his name is Bebi.
Mr.Popo>It’s what’s for dinner, tonight.
Meanwhile…………
Pilaf>So, Shou how are things going?
Shou>Fine.
Pilaf>Mai?
Mai>Ok.
Pilaf>Good, now as you know Goku has foiled all of my plan for world domination, I’ve made a “time machine” now with this “time machine” I’ll travel to the “Pilaf saga” and let our new assassin kill him by using the “Final Flash” move
Shou>Who’s the assassin?
Pilaf>He’s Vegeta, but I like to call him #2, because he’s my number 2 man.
Pilaf>Mai, your Ivana Humpalot. Shou your Lotta Vagina.
Vegeta walks in.
Pilaf>Lets go #2.
Vegeta and Pilaf go in the “time machine”.
They travel to the “Pilaf saga”
Goku is swimming naked.
Vegeta>Kakarot is the biggest nudist I’ve ever seen.
Vegeta>Final Flash!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Goku sees the Final Final and punches it back to Vegeta.
Vegeta>The pain!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegeta starts to cry.
In the Present…………
Don Kia>You’ve violated my laws, You must suffer and…………
Goku>I lost my mojo. That’s why I can’t spank the dolphin.
Goku>……………………………………………stop starring at it!!!!
Don Kia>Uhhhhh you all must fight me.
Don Kia>The one who can’t get a boner first.
Goku>I’ll kick you’re a** for making fun of my non-horny wang!!!!
Goku touches him and he dies.
Goku>B*******!
Later……
Extremely old woman>Here’s your Dragonball, uhhh don’t you want to put some clothes on?
Goku>H*** no!
Later……….
Goku>Ok, the second Dragonball should be here.
Stranger>Don’t kill the earth quake causing monster!
Trunks>Lets leave