...Your senior class project in history was detailed account of the decades of bad blood between Hulk Hogan and Bobby "The Brain" Heenan.
...Your entry in the regional science fair was titled: "Yo, pull my finger, dude" Balloon Inflation Simplified.
...you're pinning all your academic hopes on a "Twister"(the game) scholarship.
...you still can't figure out how that F%#@ing mall sign knows where you are.
...the highlight of your academic year was finally finding Waldo.
...organizing and cataloging your ever-growing collection of urinal disinfectant cakes leaves little time for studying.
...your basic philosophy can best be summed up as, "Who needs higher education when I'm sitting on a virtual gold mine in mint condition pogs!"
...you spend your entire Career Day wandering aimlessly around a crowded auditorium in furtile search for Bait shop Operators.
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