The rest of this site is still down, and probably will be forever. However! By populare demand (er..Charlotte) I am bringing back The Story!
Why should you read the story? Why, I can give you 234590823948720398740293 reasons. But I only have a few. So here you are. *drumroll please*
Reasons to read The Story
- It has tiny monkeys in tall hats drinking tea!
- Me, trying to rape a random guy named Shane!
- Me, pushing a button clearly labeled "DOOM!"
- A Yokel who turns into a bird of paradise!
- An attempt to abort the apocolypse that is often forgotten about!
- A laughably failed redirection attempt by DiSalvo!
And much much more!
So what are you waiting for? Read THE STORY!
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