Paisley ~ The Princess Of Pain

Paisley relaxes before her match

She looks around and stretches before picking a strawberry from a bowl on the table and sticking it in her mouth. After a few seconds, a woman appears at the door and Paisley turns around to look at her. the woman glances at her watch and tuts as Paisley pulls a face. --}

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
What? Is there a problem, Danni?

||…:::~ Danni ~:::…||
Apart from the fact your supposed to be ready to leave for the arena in the next five minutes, no nothing wrong. What are you playing at? You knew what time you were supposed to leave at Paisley, and instead you’re lounging around at your leisure.

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
I don’t have to be at the arena until this evening for your information. I would expect you to know that considering you are my agent.

||…:::~ Danni ~:::…||
That’s not the point. You have a big match tonight. This could be your ticket to the top of the Light Heavy Weight Division. Loony Lane, Kristi Mist, Nidia and Tygress are tough competitors and I can grantee that they aren’t sitting at home. They are getting ready for their match. Obviously, they realise what this match means. You however seem to want to throw this opportunity away. So how about you stop acting like the spoilt brat that you have been these last few days and get on with the task in hand.

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
Spoilt brat?! That’s a new one. The reason why I’ve been so pissed off, is because of Looney Lane. On Smackdown, she kicked my team’s ass! I don’t think you realise how mad I am about it! That was my match to win and if you think for one second that I’m giving her another chance to pick up a win over me, your sadly mistaken. Don’t talk to me about not knowing about what an opportunity this match is. If I win, I get a shot at Looney’s title. Do you realise how mad she will be when she sees that title around my waist? She’ll be irate! I’ll show Looney exactly what I’m made of in this match. Not to mention the rest of her pathetic team. I’m the Princess of Pain and you can bet that this match will be one painful experience for Looney, Kristi, Nidia and Tygress.

Tygress ~ Sorry, But your Going down Hunny

Its not just about titles any more, it’s about pride.

||…:::~ Danni ~:::…||
I know your upset about Smackdown and I’m sure that you’ll make your feeling clear tonight. But you not going to be able to do that unless you turn up to the arena……

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
Don’t worry about that Danni, I’ll be there. Now if you’ll excuse me.

{-- Sick of being moaned at, Paisley walks down the steps and head towards her swimming pool. She sits down on the edge and dangles her feet in the warm water. She looks deep in thought when a finger taps her on the shoulder. She turns round, expecting to see Danni pointing at her watch, but instead, there stands Tajiri. Paisley smiles sweetly at him as he sits next to her. --}

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
Hey Tajiri. I’m so nervous about tonight, I need some time to chill out. I’m still furious about what happened on Smackdown, but tonight is going to be different. I’m not letting Looney, Kristi, Nidia or Tygress walk all over me. Looney thinks she the best Light Heavy Weight Champion that the XWWA has seen. Ha! She’s a joke and quite frankly, I can’t stand to be in the same building as her. I can’t wait until tonight Tajiri, I’m going to kick her ass and I’ll show her what it’s like to go up against The Real Queen Of Extreme. The only reason why I lost to her, Kim and Chyna on Smackdown was because I had Daffney and Midijah, who were completely useless.

Kristi ~ What more can I say? Ewwwwww!

And as for Kristi Mist, what can I say? Losers stick together. I’d never heard of Looney Lane before I came to the XWWA and the same goes for Kristi Myst. And is she supposed to be a challenge to me? If you ask me, she’s all talk and no action. She just some jumped up little bitch who needs to be put in her place. She has the cheek to say I hang around with losers, erm, excuse me, but I’m not the one associating with the likes of Looney Lane, the XWWA’s biggest bimbo. She’s a little girl in a big bad world and she’s soon going to realise that she’s not going to get her own way all the time. And of course, I will crush her dreams of becoming the Light Heavy Weight Champion. Life’s a bitch like that. And I have to face “The Tough Enough Queen” Nidia. Oh my god, I watched that show ad the only person she was embarrassing was herself. I dread to think what she’s going to do in this match. She wrestles about as well as Tygress. A clothesline and an arm drag are about as complicated as they like to get. But when you have a brain the size of a pea, I can’t blame them. She doesn’t have much going for her really. She’s ugly, she can’t wrestle, she’s wears clothes, which she is practically bursting out of, and she cried on stop on Tough Enough.

Nidia doesn’t know the meaning of tough

She’d burst into tears at the drop of a hat, how tough is that? She’s laughable, as is her wardrobe. And of course, their final team member is Tygress. ThE PuErTo RiCaN PrInCeSs is going to have her ass handed to her tonight. She wants to call me a bad wrestler? I’ve wrestled Tygress and beaten her, she’s not as tough as she likes to think. It would do her good to remember that she’s no better than I am, we were both Nitro Girls and, I have to say, dominated the WcW Women’s Division. But I guess the thing that really gets me is, since when is Tygress a Light Heavy Weight? I mean, have you seen the size of that girl’s ass?! There is nothing light about that thing! Then again, I’m sure I’ll manage to Power Bomb her ass to the ground. As for my team, I have The She-Devil Terri Runnels, The Korean Princess Leia, and a Mystery Diva. You know, I kinda thought that Debra would have told myself, Terri and Leia who our partner is. But she just said she wanted it to be a surprise. I just hope this Mystery Diva, who ever she is, doesn’t mess up my chances. I really want this Title. Paisley, The Princess Of Pain and Light Heavy Weight Champion. Just kinda rolls off your tongue, doesn’t it? I’ll prove to the rest of the XWWA just how tough Paisley is.

{-- Tajiri nods hastily as Paisley who smiles at him. As Tajiri give her a cute little grin, Paisley splashes him with some water. Tajiri double takes as Paisley giggles slightly. Tajiri tries to grab her, but she gets up and out of Tajiri’s reach. Tajiri doesn’t give up as he chases Paisley around the pool. He finally catches up with her and after the two wrestle each other playfully for a while, Paisley ends up in the pool as Tajiri laughs at the poolside, before getting in himself. --}

…:::-- Later That Day --::…

{-- The Scene opens up in Paisley locker room where she is putting the finishing touches to her make up and hair. She slicks on a coat of lip-gloss there is a knock on her locker room door. She wonders who it could be, but shouts “Come in” anyway. A woman walks in to Paisley’s lavish locker room, taking a good look around before turning to Paisley, who looks at her with contempt. --}

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
Yes?

//…:::-- Woman --:::…\\
Your wanted in wardrobe. They have a skirt of yours, which you wanted taken in at the hips.

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
Oh yeah, I totally forgot about that. I’ll collect it in a minute, I just need to finish off here.

//…:::-- Woman --:::…\\
Okay. Can I just say, good luck with your match tonight, Paisley, you deserve to win.

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
Thanks. I hope I win too, maybe I deserve it, maybe I don’t, but I have the chance and I’m going to take it. Looney, Kristi, Nidia and Tygress won’t know what has hit them. Myself, Terri, Leia and this Mystery Diva will show them what Champions are made of. Looney Lane maybe the longest reigning Light Heavy Weight Champion, but not for much longer she isn’t, I can assure you that.

{-- Paisley returns to fixing her make up while the woman exits the room. After finishing off her hair with a spritz of hair spray, Paisley makes her way down to the wardrobe area. She arrives and begins searching through the racks of clothes for her black skirt. She soon finds something that looks like it and tries to find the label that has her name on it. However, before she can lift it off the rack, it is snatched out of her hands from someone on the other side of the clothes rack. Paisley looks shocked, knowing that was her skirt. She grabs the clothes rack and move it out the way to see who is standing on the other side of the rack. And to Paisley surprise, that someone is Looney Lane. --}

The Light Heavy Weight Champion ~ Looney Lane

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
What do you think your doing?! That’s my skirt!

{-- Looney smirks at Paisley, who glares at her. Paisley moves forward to take the skirt from Looney, but she lifts it out her reach, smiling. --}

//..::!~! The Brunette Babe Looney Lane !~!::..\\
Well, well, well, if it isn’t the Light Heavy Weight Loser Paisley. Looking for something are we? [Looney produces the skirt again and looks at it more closely.] You know, I think that this skirt would look soooo much better on someone who had gold around their waist. Don’t you think?

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
No need to worry, after I win tonight, I’ll go onto win the XWWA’s Light Heavy Weight Championship on Raw.

//..::!~! The Brunette Babe Looney Lane !~!::..\\
I think your delusional Paisley. I’m the Light Heavy Weight Champion and I’m staying the Light Heavy Weight Champion. And even if I did the lose the belt, I wouldn’t lose it to you, Paisley. Your just some dumb Nitro Whore, you’re a nobody to me or anyone else. You come out with some stupid stuff Paisley, but if you think that I’m letting you anywhere near this Title, think again. [ Looney mutters under her breath] Stupid Bitch.

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
Is that the best you got Looney? My mom swears at me worse than that for god sake. At Survivor Series, I’m putting an end to your title reign and that is a fact so get used to it. You may think that you’re the top diva in the Light Heavy Weight Division and maybe you were, but I’m here know Looney. You want competition, you got competition.

{-- Looney looks a little shocked and steps back for a minute. Paisley then reaches forward and grabs the skirt from Looney, who give her a black look. Paisley, however, gives Looney a smile. --}

**…:::~ * The Brazen Babe Paisley *- ~:::…**
See you tonight Looney, buh-bye for now.

{-- Paisley gives her another sarcastic smile and then turns on her heel, tossing her mane of black and purple as she walks out of the room swinging her hips, leaving Looney stewing in her own juices for a while. The Light Heavy weight Division is certainly heating up and this match tonight is only going to cause more friction between the likes of Looney Lane and the Pretty Perfect Princess Paisley. But who has what it takes to survive? The fact remains, only four diva’s will go through to compete for the Title, the other four will leave with what they came with, nothing. Will the champion herself, Looney Lane, be one of the final four? Or will she not be able to survive? Will she be able to work as a team, knowing that these divas aren’t her friends……they are her competition. What ever happens, the one thing that we can be sure of is that this match is going to be good! --}