Author: Aspen Shiyan

Category: Top 10

Disclaimer: I own everything! Jonny Quest and
company all belong to me! I have total rights to them
all!!!
**wakes up**
Dang it!
 

You Know You're a True MLerVean When...

10. You find yourself constantly trying to escape
from the mental institution.

9. You regularly attend male strip clubs.

8. Girls: You die your hair red.

7. Guys: You die your hair blonde.

6. In some cases you die your hair every other color
of the rainbow. **coughs** Schmitt.

5. One word: Caffeine.

4. "I am not insane. I am not insane..."

3. Picking on Schitt is one of your favorite past
times.

2. More than one 'person' inhabits your body.

And the number one tell tale sign that you are a true
MLerVean is...

1. You always keep bricks, potato peeleys, flame
throwers, killer chipmunks, etc. handy.

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Mwahahahaha.
Yep...that's my top ten.
COMMENTS PLEASE.
Please?
Oh well,
Aspen