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Title: Top Ten Things I Wouldn't Count on Hearing Benton Say
Author: Jessica Brady
Rating: FOREIGN FILM
Disclaimor: Hanna Barbara is going to sign the ownership papers in about 2
months. Until then, I won't claim any royalties you generous folks send in.
'Chives: ask
 

10. Hey--- it's WWF night!
9. Nah, I think I'll go for the gold: half-orange-half-brown today!
8. I just can't tell, Hadji: Do I look better in spandex or leather?
7. Roulf woof woffie woof, there's a good little puppy-kins!
6. Are you strong enough to be my man?
5. Money money money... and it's mine... all mine!!!!
4. I just don't get it! Jonny, come here and help me with this equation.
3. You don't need an airplane to fly! If you just believe...
2. C'mon Race... it's the ninties. Everybody's doing it.

And the number one thing I wouldn't count on Benton saying:

1. Strong and free, totally nude's the way to be!

JQ 4EVER

Grace, once again this one's for you. Aren't I nice? I don't think I'd be all
that surprised to Dr. Quest say some of these things, actually. I love you
guys! Keep writing! (No, not to me. I have never gotten any mail for any fics
I've written except for Grace, who says I'm stuck up. I meant keep writing
fanfics.)

Jessica Brady AKA
The Red-Headed Jessie