The Real Madness of Jonny Quest
                by, The Weird Sisters (AKA Kara, Jubilee and Chriss)

Jessie: Get off me Jeremy! I will NOT go out with you!
Jeremy: PUHHLEEEEZZEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jessie:NOOOOOOOO ::pulls out gun:: Don't make me use it.
 Race: JESSIE! Don't do that!
 Jessie: Why?
 Race: That's my Job. ::takes Shotgun::
 Jessie: Wahoo. Thats your record you'll ruin. Wait you already ruined it
with my last boyfriend.
 Race: Yeah. Guess What! Jonny regained conciousness!
 Jessie: Yeah last week.
Race: Crud. I'll be back again
 Jessie:DADDY! You're a little busy right now, remember? You were ready to
kill my rapist wanna be?
 Race: Oh yeah. Jonny again. Man, that kid can never die
 Jessie: No daddy. Jeremy. I only kissed Jonny.
Race: TOOO MANY J's. WHY ME?
Jeremy:I'll be leaving if thats ok.
Race and Jessie: YES, LEAVE
Jeremy: ::grabs Jessie:: Come on, then.
 Race: JEREMY! You're a dead man.
Jessie: SAVE ME DADDY!!!
 Jubilee: Jessie, Why don't you just kick his butt yourself?
Jessie: Because I don't wanna have to call the poison control because I got
some unknown illness from him.
 Jubilee: oh. Well, take this, Jeremy! ::fries him to a crisp.::
 Jessie and the ML: WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 Jeremy: Cough, cough...
 Kara:Crap he's alive
Jubilee:Oh, Race.....
Race:Huh? What? Sorry too much nerve gas
Jessie and the rest of the ML: SIC HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!
Race: Ok. ::gets out cell phone and dials it:: Hello Rage. Its Race, yeah,
I'm fine and you? Anyways, still have Big Baby 2? Good. I need to borrow it.
 Rage: Sure, Sexy.
Race: Thanks. I owe ya one. You can blow up Montana.
Rage: ::Pouting:: But there's nothing IN Montana!
 Race: Well Rage, there's cults that don't agree with you in Montana...
Rage: INFIDELS!!!!!!!! They must DIE!!!! So it is written...
Entire ML and JQ cast: WE KNOW, WE KNOW. SO IT IS WRITTEN IN THE BOOK OF RAGE.
Rage: NOOO!!!! WAH!!! WAH!!! I WANT TO DO IT. So it is written in the book of
RAGE!
ML: Whatever
Race: ::through a bullhorn:: EASY! EASY! A LITLLE CLOSER...OKAY...STOP!!!!!!!
AND DROP IT....NOW!!!! ::Bomb falls::
Race:Cover your eyes everyone
ML:OK.
Jeremy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
ML and Jessie: YES! DO IT DO IT
 Jonny: ::hobbling over:: This I gotta see. ::ML and JQ cast put on shades.
:: BOOOM::
Jubilee and Kara: ::Looking up at the mushroom cloud:: COOL!!!!!
Jeremy: IM INOCENT! WHY DO WE ALWAYS HURT THE ONES WE LOVE?
Chriss:umm....Because we don't love you?
Jeremy: WELL I DONT LOVE YOU. I MENT MY LOVE JESSIE!
Jessie:I hate you. Get a clue! Or a life!
Jeremy: NOOOOOOOO WAH WAH WAH ::throws a big fit:: WAH WAH. must get my way.
Kara: SHUT UP JEREMY
Chriss:  Nah, he doesn't HAVE to be quiet...
Kara & Jubilee:  ::blink::
Chriss:  ::grabs duct tape::  I'll do it for him.
 Amy:Can I help?
 Kara: Sure lets all join in. Its a PARTY in a bottle
Chriss:  Bottle?  Erm....  Yeah...
Amy:  Whatever.  ::grabs duct tape from Chriss, goes after Jeremy::
Jeremy: ::screams like a girl::
Jubilee: Hold on a sec. ::Roundhouse kicks him in the face, uppercuts him. He
squeals like a stuck pig.
Kara: ::grabs stun gun:: MOVE ::shoots him:: got em! now race hog time him
good and proper.Race: Okay.
Kara: Chriss and Amy duck tape him and cover him.
Chriss:  you know, I dunno if I wanna touch him...
Amy:  Yeah, really, we might get rabies...
 Race: Just let me throw a barrel at em.
Chriss: Okay here you go.
Race: WAHOOOOOOO
Jubilee::Watches as Jeremy gets hit::COOL!!!
Jessie:My turn!  Goddess Hecate, work thy will. Before thee let the unclean
thing crawl!
::Puff of smoke, Jeremy's still there::
Jessie: DAMNIT!
kara: OK::crack knuckles:: my turn. Its time for Jeremy to meet the
Cheerleaders. Blondes Attack! ::the Hillcrest High School cheerleaders run
in.::
HHSCheerleaders: GO TEAM GO GO TEAM GO. YEA! Hey Jeremy. We got spirit, how
bout you?
Jeremy: NOOOOOOOOO
 Jubilee: NOW, JESSIE! WHILE HE'S WEAK!!!!!!
Jessie:I shall look upon my enemy. I shall look upon her and the dark place
will have his soul. Corsheth! Take him! Hecate! I hereby license thee to
depart! Goddess of creatures great and small, I conjure thee to withdraw!!
::Puff of smoke. Jeremy's gone.::
 ML: WAHOO
Hadji: What just happened?
Kara:Ooh nothing much. Just a little extermination of some pest.
 Hadji:...okay....
Jessie:SHOOT! I'm late for work.
 the whole jq staff and ML: Work? ::blink::
Kara: think guys think.
 ML and Staff, minus Race:ooooohhhhhhh!
Race: Did I miss something?
 Kara: Nope. Let me guess too much nerve gas again?
Race: Huh?
Kara: I take that as a yes
Jessie: Um guys...He doesn't know....
Race:know what?
Jessie:Nothing, Daddy! Gotta go! Be home soon! Bye!
::Jessie Leaves::
 Race: Huh?
Kara: Race, there's an old army buddy going to steal a dollor from you.
Better go get him.
Race:STOP RIGHT THERE!
Jonny: Anyway, I gotta be down to see Jessie at 5.
Hadji: I'm 6
Benton: 7:00 for me.
Jonny: Dad!?!?!?!
 Race: Down for what? Who? huh?
Dr.Q: Race, He's stealing again!
Race: Come back here.
Kara: Oh, Race, Gullible is written on the ceiling.
Race: It is. Man, Mrs. Evens is falling down on her job.
Kara: Gawd, we're all doomed.
 Jonny: Wait a sec! She's on Vacation! And Race, it's your turn to clean up
the place!
 Race: Why meeee. I did it last time!
Dr. Q: I'm not paying you for nothing
 Race: BUT I DON'T WANNA!!!!!!!
Dr. Q: Kara, hand me that stun gun.
Kara: Kay ::hands it to him::
Dr.Q: Racey boy come here
 Race: Okay! OKAY! I'll go clean the house. But then, I'm going out.
 ML and JQ STAFF: Which girl tonight?
Race: The one I met at Spanky's. She's medium height, long red hair, kinda
looks like Jessie.
Everyone: ::giggles::
Race: What?
Jubilee: Nothing, Nothing....
 ::3 hours later at Spanky's::
Doorman: Welcome Mr. Bannon. Shall I tell your latest that your here?
Race: Just point me in that direction and I'm there
Doorman: I'll go inform her. You can take your usual seat.
 Race: Good me boy.
 ::Doorman goes backstage::
Doorman:Miss Vasquez? Mr. Bannon is here.
Estella: Good. Seat him. Tell him if he wants to see me, he needs to do some
Kareoke(sp).
Doorman:Who shall he partner with, ma'mn?
Estella: Jade will do nicely. Is Jessie still with Jonny?
Doorman: Yes. Shall I have them sing, "I Got You, Babe"?
 Estella:Do they still have "I Kissed a Girl," by Jill Sobule? Or "I Touch
Myself"?
 Doorman: Yes.
Estella: Have him sing them both. First "I Kissed a Girl". Only, change the
words on the screen to say boy.
 Doorman: ::snorts slightly:: Very good ma'mn. Shall we let Miss Jessica see
this?
Estella: She's a big girl now. Go ahead.
Doorman:Very good ma'mn
::Walks over to Race::
Sir?
Race: Yes?
Doorman: ::Leans over and whispers in his ear::
Race: WHAT!!!!!!!!!
  Doorman: ::whispers again::
Race: Fine anything for her
Jessie: ::Pops her head out of her room, adjusting her bikini top.:: Come on
Jonny! You gotta see this!
Jonny: NO! Come here. You gotta see this.
Jessie: LATER. Dad's singing Kareoke
Jonny: That's what i meant
Jessie:What?
Jonny: Ooh! You don't know that story yet. Never mind
Jessie: You can tell me later. Now COME ON!!!!
Jonny: okay.
~Later~
Race: I kissed a boy
Jessie ::Laughing hysterically:: Oh my god!!!!!!!
Jonny: ::Laughing hysterically:: No FREAKIN' WAY!!!!!!!!
Race: I kissed a boy. OH MY GOD!!! JESSIE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!!??
Jessie: ::falls down laughing::
Jonny: ::whips out video camera::
Jessie: Yes! BLACKMAIL INFO!!!!!!!
 Race: Turn off that camera right now!
 Jonny: No way. This is TO good an opportunity to pass up!
Race: I'll get you  I kissed a boy.
Jessie: Dad. Who is it this time? Do you even know her name?
 Race: I said a boy. Didn't I?
Jessie: Yeah. Oops. Sorry. But who was it?
Race: Umm, I plead the 5th
 Estella: This isn't a court, baby...
::Race smiles, still clueless. Jonny's still taping.::
Race: ::blushes:: ::then runs:: You'll never catch me
 ::All of a sudden, bars come up around him so he's caged in.::
Estella: Yes, I will.
Race: Crud
Jessie: Oh, Hadji! It's your turn...
 Hadji: Sim sim salabim
::Jessie takes his hand and leads him into her room::
 Race:Jessie!!! Where are you going? JESSICA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!