Scene 1: Jonny and Jessie were taking Estella's luggage to her room… as the
security alarms tripped…

*WHEEP* *WHEEP* *WHEEP* "SECURITY HAS BEEN BREACHED. . . I AM NOT KIDDING!"
IRIS said as the robots climbed the steps.

Jonny dropped Estella's suitcase as the alarm startled him, "OH NO! We're
being attacked!"

Estella's luggage fell in view of the kids as it poured from the suitcase.
Magazines like "How to Seduce Men" and "Remarrying" appeared, as did some
fluffy lingerie and a dog collar.

"OH NO! MOM?!?! What in the heck IS all this stuff!?" Jessie said shocked.

"Um, it was for Bandit?" Estella said pleadingly.

"That's not important. . . right now we're being ATTACKED!"

Ten Minutes Later. . .

The robot spies had breached the Compound's side and were now PULLING THEM
IN! "No… NO… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Jonny screamed as he was pulled into the spider. Heather dragged Jonny the
rest of the way in and groped him.

"You're MINE now, Jonny Quest. . ." She said as the kissed his with lipstick
laced with sleeping sedatives.

Jessie's fate wasn't much kinder. . . She was pulled into a hideous room
decorated in pink leather! She squealed as the sight came closer and closer
to her. 'Oh god no!' She thought as she got closer, 'it's not EVEN leather…
it's pleather!!!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Jessie
fainted at the bad decoration, dealing with pink all day had made her
stronger with internal decoration nightmares but some hells NO PERSON could
withstand!

Estella on the other hand just ran into the door knob when SHE was pulled in,
no need for torturous tactics, the Zin Twins sighed.

"Melana. . . Hadji's not here!" Anaya wined.

"Our deal was we get these three for daddy and we keep Hadji! This isn't
fair. . . Anaya, you return these three and meet me in India where we pick up
some groceries!" Melana winked suggestively.

"Oooh, goody, groceries, I want to get a lovely sausage. . . and. . . and. .
."

"Don't we all, sister, don't we all." Melana muttered as she dragged the
drooling Anaya back to her task. "Now go!"

As Anaya descended a secret alarm sounded, it had flashing hearts and the
words "Hadji-in-danger-meter" scrolled across it. Bandit barked at the sudden
noise. . . The robot tossed a bomb to it.

"Fetch doggy, fetch! Damn you I SAID FETCH!" *KABOOM* And so the Quest
Compound was blown up.
*******
Moments later in a hidden lair on a lonely island in Japan, a woman looked at
the TV screen. "Hadji's in DANGER!" She dialed several numbers rapidly,
"Team, assemble!" Within two minutes Lesli, Daria and Peggy were in a round
room sitting at a triangular table, all bearing serious faces. "Girls,
Hadji's in danger!" Boomed a voice from the speaker. "The Zin Twins are
trying to claim HIM for themselves, now I'd join you on this mission but I'm
needed else where, SAVE HADJI! And bring him back here for us." She smirked;
locks of her red hair fell in front of her face.

*******
Inside Jade's apartment, Dr. Quest and Race had flown over for décor tips
since they would have to update Florida's Compound now, also so they could
save the kids, but that wasn't as important. . . PRIORITIZE PEOPLE!

Jade's apartment was decorated in odd animal prints, a heart shaped bed, a
wall dedicated to Race and praising him, and directly across from that wall
was the wall of hate and loathing to Race. Some read "Dear Race, why did Surd
call up saying you were sexy? I told you I was no longer in to exploratory
thing and that no means NO and Julia and I were OVER! Love you, Jade"

"Heh, heh. . . Race, GET AWAY FROM THOSE WALLS!" Jade said, she grabbed his
arm and pulled him close to her and away from the wall.

"Jade. . ." Race said after a few minutes.

"Race. . ." She said longingly. "Oh Race! What do you want?"

She bit her lip, "Jade, um. . . could you. . . let go of me maybe? My arm
fell asleep." Race said he put his foot onto her arm and pried his arm free.

"Sure thing sugar bunny!" Jade said in reply, making a kissy face to him.

"Jade, I told you it's RACE. . . this is why I am NEVER marrying you. . ." He
said with a shutter. "Now let's go save my ex wife, shall we?"

"WHAT??????? You're leaving me for HER?! BUT RACE, I can go red. . . and any
way you want. . . I'll call Julia back, we can do that if you want. . .
PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME!" Jade said, now re attached to Race's ankles.

He dragged her across the floor as he tried to walk over to Dr. Quest, "Jade,
it's not to get Estella. . .but Jessie, and JONNY. Race will go out with you,
I promise. . ."

"I don't want to save his ex though. . ." She pouted.

"We'll pay you." Benton said flatly.

"Well, I WAS always fond of Jonny. . . and Jessie does have her dad's butt
and that would be a shame to waste. . . So, okay, but I want extra. . .
buying hookers for the next month to get my self esteem back up isn't cheap
you know. . . I mean going against Zin isn't easy!" She blushes and looked
down shamefully.

Suddenly, from out of no where Ina-chan charged in, attacking Jade. "YOU
KILLED HER! YOU BASTARD YOU KILLED HER!" Ina said as she hit Jade's head over
and over again with her book of Missy Jade's comics. "If you get blood on
this I'll KILL YOU!" Ina threatened violently as she thrashed her.

Benton shocked quickly pulled her off Jade, "Listen! Ina, we still need her.
. . Hey. . . HEY. . . It's okay to cry." He said, hugging Ina in a nurturing
way, "But if it's any consolation. . . Hadji's in India, and I heard Lesli
needed some help, oh, and Hadji doesn't wear boxers. He wears thongs, now
shoe!" Ina darted off smiling as she prepared to SWIM to India.
**********

After Jade blew it and trusted the double agent. . .

Scene 3 Jade passed out in Race's lap, both of them groping each other after
Jade's gun didn't go off. The man looked back at them. "Oh PLEASE!" He
gagged. He took out a phone and called the WAR (Women Against Race) and Ina,
"You girls wouldn't mind beating Race senseless for me, would you? I have to
get Zin's double latte and I can't just LEAVE them unsupervised."

A group of disgruntled women with paddles and baseball bats beat Race and
Jade for the next half-hour.
********

Three hours later, in Zin's bedroom, Race and Jade woke up together, their
bodies tingling, Race smiled, "Woah, honey what did WE just do?" He said, a
smile on his little twisted S&M face he kissed Jade.

Zin laid on his ruffled bed with silk drapes and lace canopies. "Benton, join
me!" He said.

Benton's eye twitched. "NEVER!" He shivered.

"Oh you shall or you shall DIE!" Zin said with a lisp.

"Uh. . ." Benton flipped through his script of excuses on how to get out of
BAD Girls Headquarters, "Uh. . . I still miss my wife and will never remarry.
. . no that won't work. Um. . . But I don't like doing it in front of a
crowd. . ." He sighed in relief till he glanced over and saw that Race and
jade had already gotten started. He shivered, "I um. . . Oh WAIT, that will
work, I can't I have a HEAD-ache." He moaned. 'Perfect!' he thought out loud.

"Then you shall DIE!" Zin screamed.

Just then, Race and Jade who were priorly making out stood up, "Damn it, all
that talking made me lose the mood!"

Jade gasped and cried. "Noooooo!" Her eyes swelled up with tears.
********

Meanwhile, the kids and Estella had been in the same room, but really REALLY
dark room. Suddenly a blond figure approached Jessie.

Jessie gasped as a hand touched the back of her neck. "Jessie, I have longed
for you." Said the blond. She smiled and turned around ready to kiss him.

"Oh Jonny I love you!" She said, glomping him.

"Jessie, marry me!" he said.

Jessie kissed him passionately, then suddenly pulled away. "HEY! Since when
do YOU speak with a Polish accent. . . Jonny? Oh no! It's YOU!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Jessie screamed and ran from Jonny Poland.

Jonny turned to see who was talking when he saw Jessie kissing Jonny Poland.
"That little. . . Why I never!" He glared, his stare burning into her. Just
then Aspen appeared.

"Psst, Jonny, press these blocks labeled EXIT they'll get you all out of
here." She murmured.

"Jessie, I love you. . . KISS ME!" He said loudly.

"Uh, Jonny, you know perfectly well and good I'm not Jessie." She said.

"I said JESSIE KISS me." He said with a suggestive tone.

She smirked then realizing the opportunity, she put a red haired wig on,
although off centered as she glomped and kissed Jonny. Aspen pushed him into
the wall, still kissing him.

Jessie gawked at him "JONNY!"

Aspen kept kissing him as Jonny maneuvered his lips so he could talk.
"JESSIE?! But. . . I thought it was YOU." He said in a fake voice, Aspen
still kissing his throat and glomping him.

Jessie growled and threw Aspen off Jonny.

"Honestly, Jessie. . . it was dark, I thought it was you. . ." He pleaded.

Just then Jonny Poland wandered up to Aspen, still in the red wig, "Hey Jess,
you're back!" Aspen removed the wig appropriately.

"Jonny your plan didn't work!" She said, as she stomped away, using the exit
stones. Jonny snapped his fingers.

"DAMN! Oh well, tomorrow night'll be. . . I mean NOTHING." Jonny Poland said
following her out, "tomorrow night'll be different, we SHALL claim J+J HR
GLORY!"

Jonny quirked his brow and just looked at what happened THEN he looked back
at Jessie, pleading, "Really, Jessie I thought it was you, I was used. . . I
love you, would you go out with me?" He kissed her hand.

"Y. . . Yes Jonny, I will!" Jessie said, kissing him again. "Now let's get
out of here before they come back! Mom. . . it's time to go!"

********

And the rest remains history. This here is the fill-ins to MOST of those
gaps. Only 2 gaps have gone unfilled, and to see that you'll have to be 18 or
older, that one'll be next on the list to do.

Will the girls get Hadji?

What happened on the flight over?

Why did Vanessa even put the Zin Twins in?

WHY is thing continuing?

Will she stop with ANY dignity? (no)

All this and MORE shall be answered, maybe, NEXT TIME! Same time, same place.
. . Robot Spies, SPECIAL X-DITION!