Background to the story techs:
Okay, Jess and I (aspen) Used aol messenger to write
this.. so it has our screen names before what we
wrote... (except now i fixed it, unless its by some
comments... we edited out some comments.. You wouldn't
want to know
swimmingkittens= what aspen wrote
jessie_bannon1= well, what Steph/Jessie wrote

eh, oh yeah, and I didn't really ask her before I put
this up... so um, don't get mad, Jess(in meak voice).
:p

Yeah, now I (Jessie) Had to go back and make this
archive/mler ready. heheh

                  Timone:And it starts:

Jessie: So, Nate, where do ya want the strobe light
at?
Nate: Just over there...
Jess:Okay, hey, has Mandy showed up yet?
Nate: nope
Jess:Someone otta call her and make sure she can make
it. We'll need a barteender in like.... soon
Melissa: (hangs up the phone after talking to
someone) I just did... she's sick
Nate: Now what do I do?
Jess:What? Sick? how?
Elise:Well, hun, we just need to find someone who can
mix drinks
Nate: I would, but I'm going to be passing out food
and drinks
and stuff.... I need someone to work behind the bar
Melissa: (grabs coat) I would but my little bro's
sick, so I have to
go home and take care of him
Jessie:Well, I guess I could... I do have a little
experience....
Nate: Could you?

swimmingkittens: (sorry it took me so long to come up
with *that*... my brain is taking a vacation on me)

Jess:Yeah, might as well. Just as long as i get
everyone's keys
Elise: that's a good idea, and Jess can be our D.D
Jess:Let's finish setting up. Everyone's gonna be here
soon
Elise:Jess, how'd you get out of the house dressed
like that? I mean, your dad is kinda protective.
Jessie: (looking at her clothes. which are Tight black
hiphuggers,
black 4 inch boots and a green halter top, topped
with... An urban cowboy hat?)

swimmingkittens: (four inch boots?!)

Jessie:Like you have room to talk miss micro skirt
Jessie and Elise: (laughs)
Nate:Well, jess, let's finish up the set up. Elise,
get the c.d's. Jess,
lets get you behind the counter soon
Girls:Gotcha Nate!

[door bell rings]

Nate: Coming! (Opens door... a couple tough looking
boys in baggy jeans
are standing there) Hey guys! (does weird little guy
buddy shake thing and then they come in)

JessieBannon1: (lol)
swimmingkittens: (heheh)

Jessie:Yo! What it is guys?

JessieBannon1: (like, hey what's up?)
swimmingkittens: (yeah... k, this part is a lil
boring.... let's get to the good stuff)
JessieBannon1: (agrees! you start somethin)
swimmingkittens: (there should be alot o' people there
by the time the team gets there....)
JessieBannon1: (yeah, umm.....)
swimmingkittens: (k, give me a sec to think.... don't
hold your breath
though...you'll die)
JessieBannon1: (lol)
swimmingkittens: (um.. time change...)
swimmingkittens: (I have Race, right?)
JessieBannon1: (yup)

Race: (rings doorbell).
Jessie: (yells) Some one get that!!!
Nate: (answers the door) Race!(nervous laugh)
Hiya...umm...
Jessie: (is making drinks for various people)

Mean while, some guys are playing the game "COPS" Many
drinks are being chuged.

Guy 1:Hey Kade! isn't that your Mom?!
Kade:-(chokes) Oh crap! How'd she get on there?

swimmingkittens: (lol, his mom is on cops)
swimmingkittens: (anyway, back to Race...)

Nate: (Is sucking up to Race 'cause he knows that he's
going to be pissed when he sees Jessie bartending)
Jonny: (coming up the walk) hey Race, are we going to
go or what?
Guy2: Jess! Can you make me something?
Jessie: Sure, (starts picking up a couple bottles, and
starts mixing)
Jonny: Hey, cool party! Can we stay?
Nate: (gets nervous that Race might stay) well, um,
say, where did you say you guys were going?
Jessie: Hereya go, A Pappa Smurff for the big daddy.
Elise: (runs over to jessie) Jess,Jess!
Jessie: What?
Elise: Your dads here
Jessie: WHAT!!!!!!
Elise:Yeah, Nate is kinda stalling him
Jessie:Well.... What am I gonna do? He can't stall my
dad forever
Kade: (Runs over to Jonny)(he's drunk by this time and
forgets
that he's going to get Jessie in trouble) Jonny! Come
join the partae! (slurs)
Jessie:Is that who i think that is?

Before Race could do anything, Jonny runs in for
drinks.

Elise:If your talking about a certain blonde guy,
talking w/ Kade..
Then yeah

swimmingkittens: (hey, I had to get 'em in somehow)
JessieBannon1: (yeah)

Jessie:CRAP! Jonny's comming this way!
Jonny: (gets to bar with Kade)Jessie!
Jessie: (gasps) Umm.... Uh, Hiya, Jonny.. What are you
doing here?
Race: (whose followed Jonny in)Jessie!

swimmingkittens: (de ja vue two minutes later)

Jessie: (mummbles) crap. (is now audiable) Uh, hey
daddy...
Race: why are you serving drinks young lady?!
Jessie:Um.. Serving? Um.. No, I'm just kindasorta
filling in....
Race: (raises an eyebrow and folds his arms)
Travis:Hey Jess! that your dad?
Jessie: Yeah, Umm.. Dad, this is Travis.....
Jonny: Well, might as well stay! (looks hopeful)
Travis:Hey Jonny, you should try the crazy cow. its
awsome!
Jonny:What the heck is a crazy cow?
Jessie: Oh, (worried) Its just milk and apple juice,
totally non-alchoholic
        Uhm. Dad, why are you here?
Race: To check up on you. Jess, puuleaze! How stupid
do you think we are?
Jessie: No, really! Here! (proceeds to make the crazy
cow *thinks:"Does he really want me to answer that?"*)

(swimmingkittens(is she being sarcastic or is that
what a crazy cow is?)

Jessie: (over blender and loud music)Well, I'm fine!
Everyone gives me their keys when they get up to the
bar

JessieBannon1: (that's what it really is)
swimmingkittens: (ah)
swimmingkittens: (Oops)
swimmingkittens: (:-P I don't know this stuff)

Jessie: (pours the drink for travis and Jonny) Hereya
go
Jonny and Travis: (toss the drink back... drink it, ya
know)
Elise: (shudders) Gawd! how can you drink that!?
Race: (rolls his eyes) well, while I'm here....
Jessie: DAD?
Jonny: Like this... (gets another one and drinks it)

swimmingkittens: (Jessie's supposed to like the idea
of getting her dad drunk... remember?)

Jessie: Um.. Do you want anything, Daddy?
Race: (looks at Jonny who is loving the crazy cow) uh,
that I guess
Jessie: Um.. (grins) How about.... A Russian Beagle?
Race: sure
:::: a couple drinks later :::::
Jonny: Vostok, I would looove a kitten!
Jessie: Elise, where's Dr. Quest?(looks around when
she hear's jonny say, "Vostok") Vostock! Where?!
Race: oh shoot, he's with Hadji... we were supposed to
meet them back at the house!
Jessie: don't worry dad, I called them and told them
that you guys were here. They're on their way...
(door bell rings)

JessieBannon1: (okay, now i'm royally mixed up)
swimmingkittens: (sorry I stole Jess)
JessieBannon1: (no prob)

Elise: I'll get the door! Hadji! Dr. Quest!

JessieBannon1: (dang nabbit!!!!!)

Jonny: Dad! Look at what I got!(runs up to him holding
a little white fluffy kitten) His name is Fluffy!
Dr. Quest: Elise, Hello. Is Race and Jonny still.....
Hadji: What about Bandit?
Jonny: (thinks for a second) you can have him
Dr.Q: Jonny? What the Heck are you doing?
Jonny: (is petting his kitten lovingly) Petting
fluffy, what's it look like I'm doing?
Dr. Q: Jonny? Where did you get Fluffy....?
Jonny: from Vostok
Race: I'm a barbie girl in a barbie wooooorld!
Dr. Q and Hadji: (look at each other)WHAT?!
Dr. Q: (finally sees Jessie behind the bar) Jessie!
Jessie: (hides face as she realizes she really
shouldn't have given
her dad two Jimmy wallbangers in a row)
Jessie: Um... Hi dr. Quest. What's up?
Dr. Q: (sighs and rubs temples) it's going to be a
long night...
Race: HEY!!! Benton!!! Have Jess fix ya up!
Jessie: Dr. Quest, would you like anything... I
mean.... If I wasn't
a designated driver, and, under 21 and really against
myself drinking.... I would want one at this time....
Dr Q: (sits down at bar) sure.. whada ya got?

Swimmingkittens: (or should he say "what do you have"?
to be more in charecter)

Hadji: (sits down next to Jonny at bar)
Jessie: (grabs the chance and slides him a drink)
Race: ....come on Barbie let's go party...
Jessie: (grins, relizing she would never get another
oppertunity to do this) Um.... Dr. Quest, You have
what i call, "Take the A train" Hadji, you have
the "sit and spin"
Dr. Q:-( looking back at Race) can I have two?
Jessie: No problem, I think you'll need 'em, By the
way.... (grins)
Dr. quest, I' need your keys
::::a few drinks later::::
Benton and Race together: We are Barbie girls!...
Nate:Jess? What did you give them?
Jessie: Oh.... A little of this,,, a little of
that.....
Jonny: (running through the house screaming) Fluffy is
working for Vostok!!
Travis: Um.. Jess? What is Jonny talking about?
Jessie: Oh, um.. I kinda spiked his...... I have a
feeling this is
going to be good
Hadji talking to Elise: hey, put on that "I'm to sexy
song"
Elise: What?
Benton: Solo!! wait! I'm a Babie Girl!!
Race: In a Barbie world
Hadji: You know, the I'm too sexy for my shirt....
Race: (looking at Benton) come on Barbie, let's go
party
Benton: ahahaha yeah
Elise: (after watching Race and Benton's little show)
sure
Hadji: (starts singing with song) I'm too sexy for my
shirt, I'm too
sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts
Jessie: (falls down laughing)
Hadji: (takes off his shirt)

swimmingkittens: (I'm picturing Hadji doing that
right
now)
JessieBannon1: (yeah me too!!!:-D)

Jessie: (tries to raise her self up to look at hadji,
Notices, his shirt
is now off... Almost faints)

Hadji: I'm to sexy for my turban, too sexy for my
turban, so sexy it
hurts...(takes off turban, Various girls fall down
when they see the shirtless and turban less hadji)
Race: Hey look! Hadji's stripping!
various girls: (flock around to look)
Hadji: (belly dances) I'm too sexy for my shirt!
Jessie: (shakes her head, wondering what she put in
that drink)
Jonny: What's that you say Fluffy?
Benton: (sings) I'm a blonde, bimbo girl in a fantasy
world!
Race: That's not how the song goes
Benton: (whines) But, I WANNA SING IT THAT WAY
Race: (rolls eyes)
Jessie: (sighs, goes over, picks up Hadji's falling
clothes, picks him
up off the table he is using for his "stage" and
carries him over her shoulder, He is now in his
boxers. And takes him to the bar)
Various girls: BRING HIM BACK!

swimmingkittens: (what happened? did he pass out or
something?)
swimmingkittens: (that's what you just had 'em do!)
JessieBannon1: (yeah, but he didn't pass out :-)

Jonny: (comes running through screaming knocking over
Benton who is still trying to sing "Barbie Girl"...his
way) The Russians are going to take over!

swimmingkittens: (Vostok was a Russian wasn't he?)
JessieBannon1: (yuppers! You know your baddies)
swimmingkittens: (lol...bad guys rule)
JessieBannon1: (yeah!!!! I usually root for them at
the movie theater, until people through popcorn at me,
then i shut up)

Race: (picks up Fluffy) what are you talking about
Jonny? this is a perfectly normal cat...(starts to pet
it and make cooing noices)
Nate: Whatever you gave them, Jessie, I'm going to
kill you for it... I can't believe Hadji actually
stripped!
Jessie: Did you have the video camera up, because, if
you did, i want the tape!!! Blackmail Queen wants to
strikes again!
Race: I taped Hadji stripping!
Elise: Oh gawd! This is gonna be interesting....
Jonny: I taped Dad singing.... Race! what are yu doing
with that cat?! it's evil! right now it's downloading
your brain to get ready for the attack!!
Nate: Jess, i hate to say this, get 'em out!
Jessie: (smiles almost evily) no problem! (gets the
keys)
Jonny: If that cat's going to be in the car... I'm not
gettin' in it!
Benton: (singing) Take this big ribbon off my eyes...
Hadji: I'm still too sexy
Nate: Jeeeeesie!

~~end~~
heheh.. so what did ya think?

What were we on that night?!?