Okay, this is a shortie of all shorts of our fics! This just came about after
telling Jubilee about my day at Silver Dollar City
Theme Park in Branson Mo. Its a theme park that set in the late 1800's
and it has the works, saloon girls,  train robberies, a cave, tom sawyer
crap, and moonshine drinking hillbillies! BTW Moonshine for all you non
hillbilly folks is homemade alcohol and its very powerfull stuff (I wouldn't
know though because they only made it during probition). Oh and I used
my(Kara) hillbilly slang spelling/talking!

The Real Madness of Quest: It's only the Moonshine Talking
by the Weird Sisters (AKA Jubilee and Kara)

Dis: We don't own the moonshine, steal your dollar city, opps I mean silver
dollar city, the characters or anything else!

Cat: Shortie, h, i

Rating: PG13--some language and content used. Plus Hillbillies are scary!
Trust me I am one!

Archivers: SURE take it!

Jessie: Why do I have to go?

Race: You'll have fun playin in Tom Sawyer tree house, or the Lost River of
the Ozarks, or dancin to the banjo, and drinkin moonshine

Jessie: Daddy, I'm underage.

Race: NAH... not for moonshine!

Jessie: ::shakes her head:: Thank God you left Jonny home.

Race: No he's already there and passed out from drinking too much moonshine

Jessie: ::rolls her eyes:: what did Dr. Quest say?

Race: Ah notin. it twas his idea

Jessie: Was he drinking again?

Race: I dunno, i was pretty hammered myself

Jessie: and Hadji?

 Race: Nah, he doesn't touch the stuff, he's too busy playin the banjo.
::background music of Dueling Banjos:

 Jessie: could be worse.

 Race: I'm not so sure about that. Have you seen those overalls he wears and
the straw hanging out of his mouth? ::imagin a Tom Sawyer--Hadji style:: And
the worse of it is, he took of his turban and now wears a straw hat

Jessie: Well, Why did you dress him>?

 Race: Don't blame this one on me or the moonshine. It was as hadji calls it,
free will!

Jessie: Where's Mom?

Race: Passed out after a sip of moonshine

Jessie: I ain't drinking.

Race: Ah come on ... it'll put...ah...boobs on your chest

Jessie: You'll get drunk and grope me.

 Race: ::shudders:: Nah... I already got your Mom. Fine go do what you want,
go get lost in the cave for all I care. Just don't come crying to me when you
are dipping your candle in colored hot wax and you accidentally keep in too
long and you want someone to fish it out!

Jessie: WHAT?

Race: Never mind, just don't ride the train, it goes right near the moonshine
area. That's all I need is to pay for your therapy bills. Go ride the water
rides, or the roller coaster

Jessie: Dad, You already DO pay my therapy bills.

 Race: Well I don't need to pay for anymore! Just go, oh and stay away from
the Saloon comedy show, ya don't need to see your old man with one of the
saloon girls ether

 Jessie:Can I flirt with the cute cowboys?

 Race: Sure, flirt with the workers, just don't have sex!

Jessie: To late.

Race: I'm going to pretend that was the moonshine talking and I'm going to
ignore that!

 Jessie: Why? You do it?

 Race: Ever heard of do as I say and not as I do?

 Jessie: No.

Race: Well, now you have

Jessie: So?

 Race: So? And while were on the subject, who was it?

Jessie: I don't kiss and tell. Unlike you.

 Race: Fine be that way, but remember, I do have spies and I can find out
pretty much anything

Jessie: You won't. Guaranteed.

 Race: Oh trust me I will. And don't worry, I not only use Jonny and Hadji,
but I have many other people working for me and the good moonshine I offer!

Jessie: YOu won't

Race: Oh yes I will. Save you the embarrassment to just tell me now than when
I find out from some of your friends and my hidden spies!

 Jessie: Nobody else knows.

Race: You may not have told, but my spies go everywhere you go!

 Jessie: They don't know-ow!

 Race: Trust me, they will. Besides cameras don't lie!

 Jessie:only if they're taping.

 Race: Don't worry, its on the Internet!

 Jessie: It's NOT! I know for a FACT.

 Race: Not its at ::insert porno site addy here::

 Jessie: No. That was Mom.

Race: Now isn't the time or the place. If you will excuse me, I have some
moonshine to attend to before Jon-boy drinks it up!

 Jessie: I win!

 Race: Naw just the moonshine withdrawals do!

 Jessie: ::Walks up and kisses the cute cow boy 2 rows up::

Race: Thank-gawd she doesn't drink the moonshine!

 Jessie: ::holds up a hip flask filled with it.::

Race: Damn, she'll be pregnant in a week and on Jerry Springer the next!

 Jessie: ::Holds up a box of condoms::

Race: They don't work! Thats how you were conceived!

 Jessie: Not my fault they were too big.

Race: Im ignoring your and going to my moonshine ::walks away with a dueling
banjo in the background::

Race: Okay Hadj, enough with the banjo...Hadj ::banjo gets faster:: OH DEAR
GAWD! I'M IN THE SAME AREA THE MOVIE DELIVERANCE TOOK PLACE!

 Jessie: ::laughs:: Thanks Dr. Quest.

 ::banjo's continue on::

Jessie: Dr. Quest?

Dr. Quest: Sorry, I had to take away the moonshine away from Jonny and Hadji,
plus I had to go find the CD for that song. ::banjo's get faster and faster::

Jessie: If you and jonny and hadji are here, and dad's there, than whose
playing that?

Dr Q: Surd. He's surprisingly good.

Jessie: Ewe, what does he play with? His nose?

Hadji: Tongue. It's quite disgusting::

 Jessie: I really could've lived without that!

Hadji: Ditto

 Announcer: Would you like to see all this and drink moonshine plus more?
Then come on down to Silver Dollar city in Branson MO, for some good old 1800
family fun with good old moonshine to end the day with!  And even some
rattlers for the kids!

The end!!

C&C's are welcomed as always!

Byers : D
Kara
Quote:
Cory: "I take it you have a backup plan?"
Shawn: "Yes, the Jonny Quest plan. But you would need Hadji and a Hoover
Quest!"
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