Disclaimer: Don' own em, don' sue me an' all dat, man. (Just been
learning
about Bob Marley in 'Religious and Moral Education'. The way
he speaks is
just so fascinating. Especially if you're doing Drama.
If you're an ickle
strange Drama stoodent, everything about people is fascinating.)
So….. back to dis…
If Jonny were in the Matrix...
 He would be none other than Neo, of course. (Without
the squint
ears. Yes, Keanu Reeves has squint ears. How do I know
this? Next time
you watch, pause it when he puts his sunglasses on. Hilarious
the first
time. The second time you just start to think, "Some plastic
surgery
wouldn't hurt..." Well, actually, it probably would, if he put
sunglasses
on just after the operation. His ears would fall off.)
 Jonny's nickname would no longer be 'bleach head'.
It would be...
wait for it... 'Plug head!!!!' (Geddit? Plug head?
Like, he has a plug
thing at the back of his head? Jeez, you people.)
 I don't know if Jessie would be Trinity. Would she?
There's no
one else she could be is there? Apart from the white rabbit lady...
 Hee hee hee. Sorry, just having a chuckle at 'Plughead' there.
 Hadji as Morpheus? Whaddaya think? Yes? No? Probably?
 A quote that I twisted...
Jonny/Neo: What is the Matrix?
Jessie/Trinity: The answer is out there, Jonny, and it's looking for
you,
and it will find you if you want it to.
Jonny/Neo: Okay, you're sane. What is this, like a twisted version
of the
X-Files?
 Altogether now...
Spoon Boy: There is no spoon...
Jonny/Neo: Slammin'!
 Wait, Morpheus says, "Throughout human history, we have
been
dependent on machines to survive. Fate, it seems, is not without
a sense of
irony." Okay now say all that with Hadji's accent in mind.
Weird isn't it?
It sounds exactly like something Hadji would say. It could
even fit into
an episode of JQ: TRA. If it was a little scarier.
 Check out how cool this sounds (remember to watch this
bit in the
Matrix before you think read this, to get the feeling right):
Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr Anderson.
Jonny/Neo: My name... IS JONNY QUEST.
 Jonny could actually kick the c**p out of someone with
Ju-Jitsu
instead of being overpowered by older, meaner baddies as usual.
 Sorry, I've just had a vision of Jonny in Keanu's leather.
Could
we have a moment of silence please, while I recover? (Feel free
to think
about Jessie in leather if you want to, guys or girls as it may be.)
 Wouldn't JQ: TRA be SO cool, if everyone wore leather?
And did
martial arts? And went around with machine guns? Not that
there's ANYTHING
at all wrong with the show the way it is, because the context is wrong
for
the leather thing anyway.
So there you go. What weird concepts I have. It's just a
little obscure
thinking about this stuff sometimes, I even scare myself. By
the way guys,
I just finished my Maths exam, and… I think… I've failed. It
probably
didn't help that I was thinking about this fic the whole day today,
instead
of thinking about Iteration, Trigonometry, Trig equations, Box plots,
Algebraic fractions, Inverse proportion and all that. I
really do believe
I failed. But that's okay, because if I did, I won't have qualified
to go
into Higher Maths next year (I only took it because my mum forced me)
and
I'll be a lot happier just being a Drama student. So, I'm looking
on the
bright side. At least I've still got Jonny and my fics...
Luv Cara
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