If Jonny were James Bond…

 He'd get love life advice from Race

 He'd be younger, smaller and cuter than Pierce Brosnan

 He'd make bushy blonde hair fashionable

 "Quest, Jonny Quest" sounds just as classy

 The American accent would work simply because it would

 Jessie would be Moneypenny – always jealous of Jonny's luck with
the ladies but never able to make good on her innuendoes

 Jonny would have exactly the same attitude towards car mortality as
the real James Bond – cars are there to be wrecked

 He'd be more upbeat than the real James Bond – he wouldn't need to
settle for a Martini, he'd just order 4 Buds and have a good time

 There are not many differences between Jonny and James – They save
the world, drive fast cars and like fast women (Jessie has always tried to
get one over Jonny)

 Did you know that there was a James Bond Jr cartoon?  It was just
like Jonny Quest (almost).  I don't really remember it that well, but I can
remember being a big fan when I was little.  It's not a good as JQ though,
so don't say I'm a traitor.  There's a picture of JB Jr on my web page at
www.geocities.com/caraluvsmovies/jamesbondjr He looks mysteriously like
Jonny with brown hair.

 Race could be Q.  Can you imagine that?  "Pay attention Jonny.  I
would like this car back in ONE PIECE."  "You gotta be kidding Race."  "ONE
PIECE Jonny.  Or I'll bust YOU up."

Email me if you liked that.  Tell me for what reason and I'll write another
one to please you.  Is it the fact I used James Bond, or what?  Or, on the
other hand, did you hate it?  Tell me; tell me, I wanna know!