(This bit to Vanessa) Am I up to that fic challenge???  Are you kidding?  I
SO am.  One's coming up, soon as I finish my stupid Maths exam.

(To everyone) I'm not kidding guys, I'm SO scared about failing.  I'm really
restraining myself from swearing here.
I will get it done soon.  Meanwhile......  I'll send you another list that
is just sitting in my files, waiting to be let out.....
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Disclaimer:  I don’t own any of the characters mentioned below.  I do this
purely for the profits.  ONLY KIDDING.  I don’t.  I’m making no money from
this.  So don’t sue.  I’m doing it for the good of, well not for the good of
Hanna Barbera, anyway.

That was actually a little cheeky, but never mind.  And archivers go ahead.
I don't think there was anything bad in there except the suggestion of
Bandit getting killed.

If Bandit were dead…

If Bandit were dead…  Everything would be right with the world

There would be no more annoying whines

Jonny wouldn't follow him into nearly getting killed ever again

Jonny would have even more exciting adventures without Bandit leading him to
all the obvious answers

Bandit would not annoy the hell out of every fanfic writer except Bandit
lovers.  We just can't fit him in our fanfic anywhere, can we Questors?  We
just leave him with Mrs Evans most of the time.  Poor her.  She must be
going mad.

Jonny wouldn't be called bleach-head anymore

Jessie wouldn't wear pink, she'd wear different clothes that are fashionable
and make her look gorgeous in every episode

Hadji wouldn't have any problems with 'bad girls' anymore

Jonny would get it together with Jessie and everything would be happy

Race would not abuse any more women

Hanna Barbara would renew the show, therefore

World peace would be solved

The Third World debt would be paid

There would be no more pollution after Dr Quest invents an extremely popular
car that has no emissions and an automatic tree planter

Everyone everywhere would be happy

Except for Bandit, who'd be dead

Aren't I nice?  Sorry, I was feeling really sadistic.  Please don't kill me.
  I just was having a *little* trouble with putting Bandit in my stories.
Darn that dawg.  I'm not usually that mean, it's just that sadistic stuff is
usually more fun to write, and is a welcome relief from HR, and HR, and HR.

Oh the other hand, if you liked it, SEND ME YOUR BANDIT-BLOOD STAINED
DAGGERS!!  BWAHAHAHAHA!!  (I'm in a maniacal laugh mood today.)
 

If you are getting fed up with these at all, PLEASE tell me.  I have no
idea, I just send 'em out cos they're there, in my Word documents, blocking
up my hard drive.  (I just write them after watching my fav movies and
sometimes after writing a hard-going fic.)

Luv Cara

PS  If you still wanna go to my site (I have no idea why the link didn't
work)  go to www.geocities.com/caraluvsmovies/ instead, and THEN ontot the
James Bond Jr page from there.  And the site's very.... rubbish right now,
ok guys?  I started it one day and then exams came along and haven't been
back to complete it since.  But if you do go, please sign my guestbook.  And
be nice!!!

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For Passion and Jonny Quest