Are you perhaps the biggest JQ fan EVER? Take the test…

Are you a Questor who

Knows of/likes Jonny Quest : The Real Adventures?
Adores Jonny Quest : The Real Adventures, and has all the videos ?
Adores Jonny Quest : The Real Adventures, and has all the videos, and writes fanfic?
Adores Jonny Quest : The Real Adventures, and has all the videos, writes fanfic and has a website dedicated to it?
Do you

Know Jessie's last name?
Know the brand of hair dye Jonny uses?
Use the brand of hair dye Jonny uses (he's your absolute idol)?
All of the above?
Does Jonny

Not know you exist?
Know you're a fan?
Get 24 fan letters from you every hour?
Call you every day to ask for help on what to do when Surd is attacking his mansion/Call you every day to ask you to "Please go out with him"?
Is Jessie

Your mortal enemy (her pink tainted fashion sense gets to you?)
A friend of a friend?
Your best friend (You were out when she asked for help on the colour of her clothes?)
Your biggest fan and you tell her to wear pink so that you can laugh at how stupid she looks on TV?
Does Bandit

Make you laugh every time you see him on TV?
Make you curse slightly at his annoying whines?
Make you want to projectile vomit?
Make you want to throttle him with your own bare hands every time you can't fit him into your fic?
Do Race's sayings

Make you want to write them down for future reference?
Make you want to write them down because you would like to make your Questor friends laugh hysterically?
Bug the hell out of you?
Get into your head and eat away into your unconscious mind, so that when you are saving the world in the future you can say something to totally baffle your enemies?
Does Questworld

Make you think, "Boring, can we get to the real world?"
Make you go "Someone must have spent ages on those graphics"?
Make you go Coooooooollllllll, more slaying of baddies, more motorbikes and hoverboards and hi-tech adventures in an excellent (excellent said in Bill and Ted's excellent adventure style) futuristic environment?
Make you scream at the screen "Jonny, Jessie, don't you think it would be a good idea to GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE BEFORE SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL YOU FOR THE FIFTIETH TIME?"
When you're watching a James Bond movie, are you thinking

Wow. He's darn handsome
Been there, done that, totally been done before by Jonny….
Jonny would look a hell of a lot better doing that than Pierce…
[Unblinkingly looking at screen not taking in anything of the movie] Jonny. Jonny. Jonny. Jonny. Jonny. Jonny. I suppose Pierce is good looking… nah. Jonny. Jonny. Jonny.
When you hear anything about Hanna Barbara you

Think, cool, they make The Flintstones
Think, cool, they make Jonny Quest
Think, wait a minute, boycott them, they might not renew JQ!
Scream DIE ALIEN BITCH SCUM, YOU ARE INSANE FOR EVEN CONSIDERING NOT RENEWING THE SHOW. DIE, DIE, DIE YOU EVIL MANIACS! (No offence meant HB, I love all your shows and praise you for making Jonny Quest) DIE EVIL EMPLOYEES OF HB!
If you answered mostly a)

You are an unobsessive JQ fan. You are what other more devoted Questors may call 'a heathen'. Otherwise, you are known to everyone else as 'normal.' You are a cynic and are not afraid to point out what you may call 'faults' in the show (What faults? There are none. Obviously. Come on. The show is perfect...). You are not obsessed with being like Jonny (If you're a guy) or obsessively in love with Jonny (If you're a girl or you may not be…) which you consider to be ordinary. You think that Questworld is a stupid idea (you may also think that there's no point in going in since an amazing amount of weird shit goes on in there.) Ok heathen…sorry, normal person, get a life, like other Questors. Tchuh. The world these days. Be ashamed of yourself.

If you answered mostly b)

You are an okay JQ fan. You follow the stuff, are not insane, and that, you should be truly proud of. You are appreciative of Jonny Quest and know the main stuff. Good on yer.

If you answered mostly c)

You are a great JQ fan. You are what Questors like to call a transitional Jonny Quest fan. You are on your way to being one of the best Jonny Quest fans, and are as devoted as you need to be. You are not afraid to show your JQ fandom, and know some pretty cool stuff about JQ. Congratulations, you!

If you answered mostly d)

Well done you crazzzzeeeeee JQ fan! You are mad about JQ! You are the biggest fan ever of JQ! Every Questor loves you! You know everything about JQ and this makes you just…. like me. You get fed up of Jonny calling you. You have told him a million times to stop it, your mum thinks you have an annoying yank for a boyfriend that sounds strangely like he has bleach blond hair for some reason. (You just tell her that this 'yank' doesn't like sex and she wants you to marry him. Sorry, just added a little niggle of my own there.) People ask you how you can resist handsome brown-haired men; you say that you don't like any man that doesn't have blond hair and black eyebrows. Everyone knows you're a Jonny Quest fan. Even the wrong numbers. You yell it from the hilltops. You send abusive emails to HB. You try to kill Bandit in your fics. You are THE BEST fan in the world. (You would say "The most 'Slammin' fan in the world". Is this by chance too tall for TV?) Well done.

Declare your fandom whatever you are, a) b) c) or d) , and send me an email. jessiequest@hotmail.com